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Old 11-15-2008, 06:10 PM   #411
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James, I regret to inform you that you are now married. No sex for you.


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NNNNNNNNOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Why the hell didn't someone tell me this??????


I'm lucky. My wife must not have read the rules. I get more sex now. Don't you tell her any different or you have to pick up her slack.

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Old 11-15-2008, 07:25 PM   #412
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Ya know, all this bitching about azoom and her evil maniacal master plan to take over the world and I didn't even hear about twf from her . . . it was Neebs who sent the notice out that I got
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Old 11-15-2008, 07:51 PM   #413
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James, I regret to inform you that you are now married. No sex for you.


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Old 11-15-2008, 09:43 PM   #414
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Here's what I find funny:


A bunch of people who seldom ever talk about motorcycles bitch about a motorcycle site being purchased by a company who promotes motorsports, who then run to another motorcycle site, to not talk about motorcycles.

I know it sucks you have to pay. I know it sucks that Rob and Nancy fell on hard times and did what they had to do.

But seriously, the number of "the new CF gave my grandma cancer" threads is the real lol.
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:44 PM   #415
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Here's what I find funny:


A bunch of people who seldom ever talk about motorcycles bitch about a motorcycle site being purchased by a company who promotes motorsports, who then run to another motorcycle site, to not talk about motorcycles.

I know it sucks you have to pay. I know it sucks that Rob and Nancy fell on hard times and did what they had to do.

But seriously, the number of "the new CF gave my grandma cancer" threads is the real lol.
You know what's even funnier? That you would take the time to register over here to post this.
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:45 PM   #416
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Here's what I find funny:


A bunch of people who seldom ever talk about motorcycles bitch about a motorcycle site being purchased by a company who promotes motorsports, who then run to another motorcycle site, to not talk about motorcycles.

I know it sucks you have to pay. I know it sucks that Rob and Nancy fell on hard times and did what they had to do.

But seriously, the number of "the new CF gave my grandma cancer" threads is the real lol.
Who the fuck want's to talk about motorcycles? Maybe we should have a motorcycle sub-forum?
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:49 PM   #417
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But seriously, the number of "the new CF gave my grandma cancer" threads is the real lol.
Don't dis those. If not for those threads, you would not be getting any traffic at all.
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:55 PM   #418
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You know what's even funnier? That you would take the time to register over here to post this.
It's ok. I know it stings a little.

Time? It was like 10 seconds to join! I stayed at work til 5:00:10 though so I could still write 8 hours on my time sheet.
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Old 11-15-2008, 10:08 PM   #419
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It's ok. I know it stings a little.

Time? It was like 10 seconds to join! I stayed at work til 5:00:10 though so I could still write 8 hours on my time sheet.
You know what Scot, you can have your opinion, just like everyone else. However, its really pathetic if your sole intent for joining was to comment on those who have joined and what they have posted. Do you want to be a member of this community or did you just join so that you could start shit? Just curious.

And incidentally, it stings? Are you kidding?
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Old 11-15-2008, 10:14 PM   #420
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Here's what I find funny:


A bunch of people who seldom ever talk about motorcycles bitch about a motorcycle site being purchased by a company who promotes motorsports, who then run to another motorcycle site, to not talk about motorcycles.

I know it sucks you have to pay. I know it sucks that Rob and Nancy fell on hard times and did what they had to do.

But seriously, the number of "the new CF gave my grandma cancer" threads is the real lol.
Here's what I find Hysterically Funny:

That you're posting in said same no-motorcycle-content-motorcycle-forum, bitching about people you clearly have no care for, and backhandedly trying to promote/advertise for the very same forum that the aforementioned people don't like, want, and left.

No we don't have to pay - neither fiscally, emotively, nor logically to companys like <Redacted to not violate TWF Forum-wide Sethi Rule #1>. Truly, the "real" LULZ is for people like you that sell their souls to <Redaction, ibid.> for the sake of profit and/or self-aggrandizement.

And in keeping with the linguistic spirit of this new forum...

FUCK YOU, THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON, YOUR CHEWED USED XL BUTT PLUG SHOVED UP YOUR ASS W/O LUBE, AND <Redaction, ibid.>

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