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Old 12-04-2009, 05:32 PM   #41
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We played a round of beer ball at the end of the summer. You had to drink a beer for every stroke you were down at the end of a hole, by the end of your next hole.

None of us made it past the 7th green.
Awesome.
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Old 12-04-2009, 05:35 PM   #42
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Awesome.
Ya, try and putt from 25' loaded drunk.
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Ya, try and putt from 25' loaded drunk.
I'm usually doing that by the 4th hole.
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Ya, try and putt from 25' loaded drunk.
I can barely putt from 25' sober. Drunk might improve the odds.
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I can barely putt from 25' sober. Drunk might improve the odds.
Look, there's 4 holes, increases your chances by 400%
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Old 12-04-2009, 05:41 PM   #46
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Plus, the golf course is the only place its acceptable to drink and drive! Drunk cart races ftw!
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Plus, the golf course is the only place its acceptable to drink and drive! Drunk cart races ftw!
I nearly killed myself in college ramping some big ass hill during drunk golf cart driving.
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I nearly killed myself in college ramping some big ass hill during drunk golf cart driving.
I saw a retired woman and her daughter almost drown themselves with one this summer Dunno what the fuck they were doing, but they drove straight into a pond! The guy that got to them first had to dive in and cut the seatbelt off the old woman.

My only question was, why the hell were they wearing seatbelts?
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Old 12-04-2009, 05:57 PM   #49
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I saw a retired woman and her daughter almost drown themselves with one this summer Dunno what the fuck they were doing, but they drove straight into a pond! The guy that got to them first had to dive in and cut the seatbelt off the old woman.

My only question was, why the hell were they wearing seatbelts?
Well, I did this on purpose. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Old 12-04-2009, 08:13 PM   #50
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I got a whole set of Dunlops with stand up bag marked down to $175 at Walmart. I know they're "crap" but I can hit with them and the ball goes forward. Done.

There was even a sand wedge in there that wasn't pose to be but hell, the clerk didnt know. LOL
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