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Old 01-06-2009, 11:11 PM   #41
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uh... usually they don't need to "sell off" the whore birds... they give it away
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Old 01-06-2009, 11:14 PM   #42
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uh... usually they don't need to "sell off" the whore birds... they give it away
Ok, I was close more like an auction.....



Ok Captin has said it would be an acceptable loss of one testi for one week with Famke...

Ok I just read she went to OU (Oklahoma University) DAMNIT! see another missed opportunity...
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Old 01-06-2009, 11:16 PM   #43
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well, that's encouraging. seriously though, this thread makes me glad to be married, if not only for the fact that i am grateful to be out of the dating game. i understand the frustrations. finding ink-free childless women under age 30. they are an endangered species.
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Old 01-06-2009, 11:17 PM   #44
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well, that's encouraging. seriously though, this thread makes me glad to be married, if not only for the fact that i am grateful to be out of the dating game. i understand the frustrations. finding ink-free childless women under age 30. they are an endangered species.
I believe they are extinct or have mad cow disease
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Old 01-06-2009, 11:18 PM   #45
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maybe if you sell both you can convince catherine zeta jones to break that insane prenup she has on michael douglas. still can figure out if shes really smart or if hes just a fuckin moron
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maybe if you sell both you can convince catherine zeta jones to break that insane prenup she has on michael douglas. still can figure out if shes really smart or if hes just a fuckin moron
I am not that big of a fan of her, she is very attractive but not my kind of girl. The three I listed are in my eyes some of the most attractive female figures I can find.
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well, that's encouraging. seriously though, this thread makes me glad to be married, if not only for the fact that i am grateful to be out of the dating game. i understand the frustrations. finding ink-free childless women under age 30. they are an endangered species.
i actually like ink in controlled doses. makes no sense for myself though since the good lord moulded me in the image of esau
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i actually like ink in controlled doses. makes no sense for myself though since the good lord moulded me in the image of esau
For me, I can appreciate the ink, but I do not want any nor do I want any on my hopeful wife someday.
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Old 01-06-2009, 11:23 PM   #49
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I am not that big of a fan of her, she is very attractive but not my kind of girl. The three I listed are in my eyes some of the most attractive female figures I can find.
eh shot in the dark guess, i figured she was somewhat analgous to monica
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eh shot in the dark guess, i figured she was somewhat analgous to monica
Monica has something about her I can place my figure on, I think its the lips, but I dont know for sure...
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