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Old 07-13-2010, 09:06 AM   #51
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shoe/hand size probably tells more than race or height
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Old 07-13-2010, 09:14 AM   #52
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That would be the side that gets tased.
Somehow don't see tig being into electro
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Old 07-13-2010, 11:02 AM   #53
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Poor guys...

poor wives...constantly having to say things like, "Don't worry honey, it's not the size of the wand but the magic in it that counts" or "It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" or... I can't think of any more, help me out Rangerscott, I'm sure you hear this crap all the time.
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Old 07-13-2010, 11:15 AM   #54
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poor wives...constantly having to say things like, "Don't worry honey, it's not the size of the wand but the magic in it that counts" or "It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" or... I can't think of any more, help me out Rangerscott, I'm sure you hear this crap all the time.
You seem to be well versed in what women tell their not-so-well-endowed partners...
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Old 07-14-2010, 12:01 AM   #55
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You seem to be well versed in what women tell their not-so-well-endowed partners...
Um I came up with two statements that have been used on TV about a million times... Wow if two examples of something is "well versed " to you... I can also come up with two euphanisms that describe menses, I must have a vagina!
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Old 07-14-2010, 12:07 AM   #56
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Takes a long time to cross the ocean in a row boat.
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Old 07-14-2010, 12:25 AM   #57
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Takes a long time to cross the ocean in a row boat.
get that row boats motor up to 20000 rpms and it all works out
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get that row boats motor up to 20000 rpms and it all works out
The chaffing.
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Old 07-14-2010, 12:41 AM   #59
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The chaffing.
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