09-19-2009, 08:14 PM | #51 |
Like Gixxxxer But Not
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(425): You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
LMFAO!!! (301): I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been... (443): How'd that go? (301): Hes on his way with a baseball bat... I had an experience like that once...Dude found out I was Banging his Girl...I may or may not have said How's my Dick taste?...He was outside my apartment shortly thereafter
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09-20-2009, 11:48 AM | #52 |
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I have an app for this on my iPhone. It kicks ass.
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09-21-2009, 12:18 AM | #53 |
WERA Yellow Plate
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(819): its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
(780): Did we use protection last night? (1-780): Um, no...keep in touch, okay? (937): i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot |
09-21-2009, 09:40 AM | #54 |
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Me too it's probably the best app I have when I need to laugh
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
09-21-2009, 03:05 PM | #55 |
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(347): Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
(650): So your saying just a blow job? James
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"Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha" |
09-21-2009, 03:24 PM | #56 |
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(661): Duck you bitch
(661): Damn you autocorrect! (1-661): Wtf...
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
09-22-2009, 04:00 PM | #57 |
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(204): Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
James
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"Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha" |
09-22-2009, 05:17 PM | #58 |
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(503): I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
James
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"Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha" |
09-22-2009, 05:33 PM | #59 |
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09-22-2009, 08:46 PM | #60 |
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(802): My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
(516): is she hot? (802): She is now (970): I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off James
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"Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha" |
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