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Old 05-15-2010, 07:13 PM   #71
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I took a single pill a couple of hours before I met my date at a motel. I fucked her 8 times in 5 hours that day....but every time I came my erection went away until we started messing around again. And I'm talking about full-on nail hammering erections here.

Basically, the effect the pill had on me was to cause my body to react to her as if I were 15 again.
Again, I think that it depends on the dosage. I think "normal" is 5mg and he was taking 20 or 30mg I believe... something like that. I used to have a bunch but I never had the "balls" to take them. Remember me, no smokie, no drinkie, no druggie... I ended up throwing the bottle full away after they sat for a few years.
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Old 05-15-2010, 07:15 PM   #72
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Again, I think that it depends on the dosage. I think "normal" is 5mg and he was taking 20 or 30mg I believe... something like that. I used to have a bunch but I never had the "balls" to take them. Remember me, no smokie, no drinkie, no druggie... I ended up throwing the bottle full away after they sat for a few years.
Well he's your friend. Call him up and find out specifics. I gotta know!!
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Old 05-15-2010, 07:26 PM   #73
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Well he's your friend. Call him up and find out specifics. I gotta know!!
I can hear the conversation now:

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- hello?
- Dude, there's this guy on the Internet that wants to know how your cock works!
-...
*click*
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Old 05-15-2010, 07:28 PM   #74
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I can hear the conversation now:

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- Dude, there's this guy on the Internet that wants to know how your cock works!
-...
*click*


Nice dude. Nice.
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Read paragraphs 20-27 of the Civil Suit that goes over what happened after the shooting as the pigs refused to remove the motorcycle from on top of the now paralyzed man. It was still running and burned his leg so badly that it almost had to be amputated.

http://www.toledoonthemove.com/uploa...vil%20suit.pdf

11 years max. Give me a fucking break.
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Old 05-15-2010, 08:00 PM   #76
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Nice dude. Nice.
The material was there
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Old 05-15-2010, 08:41 PM   #77
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They also use implants as well.
An implant as in a permanently hard one? That would be fucking stupid.

Oh, and no surprise this happened in Ohio. Aside from Columbus, that place is just billy-bob ville.

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Old 05-15-2010, 09:15 PM   #78
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An implant as in a permanently hard one? That would be fucking stupid.
As in an implanted pump.

http://www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfun...penile-implant
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Old 05-15-2010, 09:35 PM   #79
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This.

Where did we bash cops?
Maybe it wasn't necessarily "bashing," but it seemed like it as I was reading it the first time. It was at least saying that "all cops are the same," which is really what I was disagreeing with.
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Old 05-15-2010, 10:14 PM   #80
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Again, I think that it depends on the dosage. I think "normal" is 5mg and he was taking 20 or 30mg I believe... something like that. I used to have a bunch but I never had the "balls" to take them. Remember me, no smokie, no drinkie, no druggie... I ended up throwing the bottle full away after they sat for a few years.
Its all fun and games untill you wind up with a priapism that doesnt resolve untill the blood is evacuated from the shaft of the penis. And you can call shenanigans on that too aside from the fact I have had to help the urologists do this procedure twice when othger methods didnt work
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