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Old 12-23-2009, 08:39 AM   #71
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I'd say just right.

But what does her face look like?
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Old 12-23-2009, 09:09 AM   #72
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I just want to stick my face in there and motorboat the shit out of them.
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Old 12-23-2009, 01:25 PM   #73
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You weren't the only one with that thought
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Old 12-23-2009, 01:28 PM   #74
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god damn, that pic is mesmerizing.
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Old 12-23-2009, 02:07 PM   #75
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god damn, that pic is mesmerizing.
I'm sorry, did you say something?
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:32 PM   #76
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:39 PM   #77
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Old 12-29-2009, 12:19 PM   #78
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