Tiger Woods joke

[pauldun170]

Everyone

Please keep in mind that Ed's wife is on here.


Ed is HAS NEVER thought about other women.
Right Ed?

[RACER X]

look all you want bro. i point them out to my wife...........

[RACER X]

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him.
She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
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We now see that Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway.
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What do the Ryder Cup and Tiger's house have in common?
They are both places where Tiger gets beat by Europeans.
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Today, Ping Golf announced it is signing Ms. Woods to a multi-million dollar naming and endorsement deal for it's new line of women's fairway woods. Their
new slogan; "Elin Woods - clubs you can beat Tiger with".

[Kaneman]

Originally Posted by defector

OR

He has always been a he-whore, changing women like he changes shirts. Maybe that's who he really is.
Maybe the family man image is that and that alone. An image.

Quite possible as well. Although I would use man-slut instead of he-whore.

Originally Posted by RACER X

thats your personnal belief. not mine.

You, and a lot of other people (read majority) are kidding themselves about the reality of it. The proof is in the pudding though.

[RACER X]

this is blocked for me , so i don't know if it's funny

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2cgMueG9FE

[Apoc]

Originally Posted by defector

OR

He has always been a he-whore, changing women like he changes shirts. Maybe that's who he really is.
Maybe the family man image is that and that alone. An image.

Maybe thats who almost all of us really are?

I used to think i'd never cheat too. I started bodybuilding, and met an amazing woman I fell hard for right away. I was working at a strip joint, and I had women all over me. Know what I found out? Im a lying, cheating asshole. I love pussy. I love lots of different pussy.

Obviously my relationship didnt last very long, but I learned one thing from it. I AM ONLY A MAN! And when the testosterone flows, and mini-me twitches, I act first, and think later.

Did I regret it? Sure I did. Can I change it? Nope.

Its the one thing that makes me wonder if I should ever get married to begin with, because when opportunity knocks, i've proven to myself that I cant leave the door closed.

And while I wont sit here and say I like that weekness about myself, I do accept it.

[RACER X]

Originally Posted by Kaneman

You, and a lot of other people (read majority) are kidding themselves about the reality of it. The proof is in the pudding though.

back to your reality vs mine. we've had 2 divorces in my family, grandma had 15 kids (1 divorce, married to a whitey lol) my generation , 52 of us, prolly 35+ are married, 1 divorce.

so lets say 50 marriages and 2 divorces.

.04% divorce rate in my family, indicitive of the US, naw, just my family.

[Apoc]

Originally Posted by RACER X

back to your reality vs mine. we've had 2 divorces in my family, grandma had 15 kids (1 divorce, married to a whitey lol) my generation , 52 of us, prolly 35+ are married, 1 divorce.

so lets say 50 marriages and 2 divorces.

.04% divorce rate in my family, indicitive of the US, naw, just my family.

Agreed... But were not comparing your reality to the whole countries. Were comparing to the rich and famous. Money and fame change things, period.

[defector]

Originally Posted by Apoc

Maybe thats who almost all of us really are?

I used to think i'd never cheat too. I started bodybuilding, and met an amazing woman I fell hard for right away. I was working at a strip joint, and I had women all over me. Know what I found out? Im a lying, cheating asshole. I love pussy. I love lots of different pussy.

Obviously my relationship didnt last very long, but I learned one thing from it. I AM ONLY A MAN! And when the testosterone flows, and mini-me twitches, I act first, and think later.

Did I regret it? Sure I did. Can I change it? Nope.

Its the one thing that makes me wonder if I should ever get married to begin with, because when opportunity knocks, i've proven to myself that I cant leave the door closed.

And while I wont sit here and say I like that weekness about myself, I do accept it.

You could very well be correct. I understand what you are saying. Maybe more people should be personally aware before entering into something like a marriage.

[RACER X]

Originally Posted by Apoc

Agreed... But were not comparing your reality to the whole countries. Were comparing to the rich and famous. Money and fame change things, period.

well unforn. there is no KNOWN % of rich and famous divorce vs stayed married.

just like good and bad kids, no real know data other then what makes the news.