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Old 01-06-2009, 03:39 PM   #1
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Apparently, you CAN break "it". Fucking ouch:

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Old 01-06-2009, 03:45 PM   #2
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Omg....

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Old 01-06-2009, 03:46 PM   #3
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"Six patients presented with a precipitous decrease in vision in one eye with no apparent predisposing factors. After obtaining a careful history, each patient revealed that he or she had been engaging in rigorous sexual activity…

'In these cases, the patients popped blood vessels in their eyes, perhaps from screaming during orgasm.'"

Gives a new meaning to touch it and you'll go blind...
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Old 01-06-2009, 03:47 PM   #4
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Um. Ouch.
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Old 01-06-2009, 03:47 PM   #5
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Holy shit
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Old 01-06-2009, 04:15 PM   #6
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Old 01-06-2009, 05:02 PM   #9
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Old 01-06-2009, 07:59 PM   #10
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I have pics if anyones intrested.

The one I regret not getting pis of was a vaginal hematoma this thing was fookin huge.

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