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Old 03-18-2010, 06:28 AM   #1
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Red face If you had to choose...

Your bike or your woman
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:30 AM   #2
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fortunatley i have a woman who will not force me to make that choice, because she knows if she did i would have to find another woman
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:39 AM   #3
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Well I'm going to have to choose the woman. Even though I know I could just find more with my bike. Maybe its a lotalty thing....
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Old 03-18-2010, 07:50 AM   #4
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If riding means a lot to you, then a good woman would never ask you to choose.
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:06 AM   #5
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My bike doesnt give blow jobs.... But I can ride my woman
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:11 AM   #6
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back when my g/f and I got together that seemed to be the in thing for other women was to make their men get rid of "toys"

she was told from day one if you play that game you will lose. she knows that today 20 years later the same rules still apply. before too many women try to cut my throat here I will say I never ask her to giver up her things either. it worked out well because she decided to try riding and now loves it so she understands.
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:22 AM   #7
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I'm a woman and I'm answering....so suck it!

I'm choosing bike because I'd never want to be with someone who asked me to choose.

But like PC said...silly question because a good mate would never ask you to choose.
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:43 AM   #8
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Bike don't get jealous, bikes don't spend your money without you knowing it, bikes don't complain about you not doing any housework, You can get way from the bike any time you want, and bikes wont try to take half your income when it's time to trade her in.
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:52 AM   #9
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Bike don't get jealous, bikes don't spend your money without you knowing it, bikes don't complain about you not doing any housework, You can get way from the bike any time you want, and bikes wont try to take half your income when it's time to trade her in.
Bikes don't raise your children either.
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:56 AM   #10
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Bikes don't raise your children either.
What if you don't have any of those little bastards?
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