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Old 08-19-2009, 12:59 PM   #1
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Doubts over South African sprinter Caster Semenya's sex

UPDATE 5:56pm IS SHE a he? That is the question being asked at the world championships about South Africa's Caster Semenya.

The 18-year-old 800m gold medal favourite has burst on to the world scene in recent months, with her appearance, including obvious facial hair, and muscular build igniting speculation about her gender.

Semenya is scheduled to race in the 800m women's final tonight Berlin time, about 5.35am Melbourne time.

Reports out of Germany suggest Semenya is likely to run.

The IAAF is aware of the issue and has conducted physical tests and genetic screening to try to determine the legitimacy of Semenya's sex.

An overnight meeting of officials in Berlin was expected to determine whether she takes her place in tomorrow morning's 800m final. Those results are yet to be released.

Semenya announced her arrival at last month's African junior titles, running 1min 56.72sec, which was more than seven seconds faster than her best the previous year.

Semenya, who hails from a remote part of the Limpopo province, clocked 1:58.66 to win her semi-finals yesterday, relegating Kenyan world champion Janeth Jepkosgei to third.

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Old 08-19-2009, 01:05 PM   #2
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there is NO WAY that thing has a vagina. NO POSSIBLE WAY. and thats by far the ugliest mofucker I've ever seen too.
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Old 08-19-2009, 01:15 PM   #3
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That can't be a guy though... Where the hell are his twigs and berries? Unless he chopped them off.
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Old 08-19-2009, 01:23 PM   #4
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Old 08-19-2009, 01:34 PM   #5
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hmmmm the name is semenya or is it semen ya?
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Old 08-19-2009, 02:31 PM   #6
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"The IAAF is aware of the issue and has conducted physical tests and genetic screening to try to determine the legitimacy of Semenya's sex."

Goodness, if only there were an easier way to determine the sex of a human being. God willing, technology will advance to the point that some day we can determine sex visually.
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Old 08-19-2009, 02:57 PM   #7
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Beat her/his best time by 7 seconds? BY CUTTING OFF HIS GENITALS!!!
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All this cannot be very good for her (or his) self esteem
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All this cannot be very good for her (or his) self esteem
Yeah, how bout it.
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