Sweet

pauldun170 · 02-19-2009, 11:20 PM

After all is said and done...I pretty much paid 0 federal taxes for 2008.
thank you Mr. Accountant

askmrjesus · 02-20-2009, 09:30 AM

I just talked to my accountant, and he says the government owes me 787 Billion dollars.

Check please!

JC

Papa_Complex · 02-20-2009, 09:33 AM

I got a rock.

DLIT · 02-20-2009, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

I got a rock.

Homeslice · 02-20-2009, 10:09 AM

using "creative" accounting I assume

pauldun170 · 02-20-2009, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

using "creative" accounting I assume

Nope..all by the book. No BS write offs or funny business

It's called being a homeowner in a single income home with 2 kids who's putting himself through school and making informed choices when it comes to how money is handled.

All by the book.

bmblebee · 02-20-2009, 10:43 AM

How much did you pay your accountant so you didn't have to pay any taxes?

Trip · 02-20-2009, 10:45 AM

I am finally not going to get ass raped without lube. I am still going to get ass raped though. Got a house and a wife this year, still have too high of an income and my wife is making ok money as well.

pauldun170 · 02-20-2009, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by bmblebee

How much did you pay your accountant so you didn't have to pay any taxes?

I let him spend time with his grand kids.
Father in Law usually charges $250

bmblebee · 02-20-2009, 10:54 AM

Sounds like everyone got a great deal!

02-20-2009, 09:30 AM	#2
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	I just talked to my accountant, and he says the government owes me 787 Billion dollars. Check please! JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

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bmblebee Community Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Tallahassee Moto: '04 F4i Posts: 373	How much did you pay your accountant so you didn't have to pay any taxes? __________________ Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store and not a government agency If You Don't Know What Your Rights are...You Won't Have Any

02-20-2009, 10:54 AM	#10
bmblebee Community Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Tallahassee Moto: '04 F4i Posts: 373	Sounds like everyone got a great deal! __________________ Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store and not a government agency If You Don't Know What Your Rights are...You Won't Have Any

02-20-2009, 10:09 AM	#5
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	using "creative" accounting I assume