06-16-2009, 02:19 PM | #1 |
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Plum Dumb liars....
I'm sure you all know that one guy that has to lie about everything, i mean EVERYTHING...well lets hear about the guy you know..
There's one guy around here...well i dont even know where to begin, ill just give some examples He owns an S2000, thats cool, but dont tell everybody it has a 950hp indy engine! He's had it over 200mph but the front end started coming off the road! He used to have a stock 4 cylinder automatic Eclipse, he smoked a Viper and had it to 190mph! He was telling me about a bike he was gonna buy, honestly he said something like a 2006 Honda B65 RR, had all kinds of shit done to it, even a chrome swaybar!! He used to be a stripper, weighs about 110 lbs, ugly as fuck its just never ending,
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06-16-2009, 02:21 PM | #2 | |
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I love these kind of people. Everybody knows one.
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06-16-2009, 02:23 PM | #3 | |
Hold mah beer!
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Just make up stuff with him, that's what I like to do around Mr. 1upers. See how far they will go with their lies.
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06-16-2009, 02:23 PM | #4 |
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I just dont get it...Like...You dont have to make shit up to impress me b/c honestly I'm not a fucking idiot...so now you just look like a Bigger toolbox than before.
These kinds of people I just call out and make fun of until they realize i know there full of shit.
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06-16-2009, 02:33 PM | #5 |
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Well he wasn't a liar (that I knew of..) until I dumped him.. This was 9 years ago. After that he..
Told me he made a million in the stock market. Told me he bought a farmhouse and 30 acres. (Nope, still lives in the same house, I checked) Told me he bought an S2000 (then my fav car) and decided to buy a second one so he could resell it and make a profit. That was back when they first came out. The day I broke up with him he also offered me $10,000 or a Jeep Wrangler not to leave him. I know this really isn't what you were talking about but it gave me a chance to make fun of him ONE MORE TIME!! Oh and last I checked his mom is now part owner of his company so I guess that's not going so spiffy either... |
06-16-2009, 03:44 PM | #6 | |
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06-16-2009, 03:45 PM | #7 |
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Either that or she's REALLY Good In Bed
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06-16-2009, 03:47 PM | #8 |
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06-16-2009, 03:47 PM | #9 |
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You guys are funny!!
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06-16-2009, 03:47 PM | #10 |
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Yeah, I'm just "That Guy"
Lol
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