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Old 07-27-2009, 03:43 PM   #1
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Default Who the hell are Jon & Kate Gosselin?

So apparently they are reality TV stars or something? So what?

Saw stuff about their divorce on CNN today.......So I googled them to find out who they are and why they're important enough to be on CNN's homepage........Still couldn't figure it out.
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:45 PM   #2
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Me either. When I first started hearing about them recently I thought who the he!! are they ? Crazy.
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:51 PM   #3
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the gist of it is...

she was an average looking woman...has 8 kids gets then gets some plastic surgery... becomes (IMO) hotter... then becomes an uber bitch, husband becomes a submissive bitch... to make up for her being uber bitch he starts slinking around with her plastic surgeons 22yo daughter... tabloids go nuts... he files for divorce.

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Old 07-27-2009, 03:52 PM   #4
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They are from a really annoying reality show my wife watches. They had twins and then had six kids at once. Women love the show because Kate is a huge bitch that is constantly yelling at her husband and she was the "bread winner" and he stayed home with the kids. Her bread winning was making money off of exploiting their kids for money. They got all sorts of free shit and a ton of money for doing the show. They were always going on vacation thanks to kid exploitation. He also was basically a whipped little puppy until he started cheating on her and then left her ass for some young piece of tail that is actually hot and doesn't have a fuckin weird hairdo.

Lesson, don't be a huge fuckin raging bitch and don't cheat on your wife.
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:58 PM   #5
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They are from a really annoying reality show my wife watches. They had twins and then had six kids at once. Women love the show because Kate is a huge bitch that is constantly yelling at her husband and she was the "bread winner" and he stayed home with the kids. Her bread winning was making money off of exploiting their kids for money. They got all sorts of free shit and a ton of money for doing the show. They were always going on vacation thanks to kid exploitation. He also was basically a whipped little puppy until he started cheating on her and then left her ass for some young piece of tail that is actually hot and doesn't have a fuckin weird hairdo.

Lesson, don't be a huge fuckin raging bitch and don't cheat on your wife.
I couldn't have summed it up better.
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They are from a really annoying reality show my wife watches. They had twins and then had six kids at once. Women love the show because Kate is a huge bitch that is constantly yelling at her husband and she was the "bread winner" and he stayed home with the kids. Her bread winning was making money off of exploiting their kids for money. They got all sorts of free shit and a ton of money for doing the show. They were always going on vacation thanks to kid exploitation. He also was basically a whipped little puppy until he started cheating on her and then left her ass for some young piece of tail that is actually hot and doesn't have a fuckin weird hairdo.

Lesson, don't be a huge fuckin raging bitch and don't cheat on your wife.
But mostly dont be a fucking raging bitch.
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Old 07-27-2009, 04:11 PM   #7
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She was constantly yelling at the dude. He was staying at home taking care of the kids while she was out selling their kids lives for money. Now we are apparently suppose to be sad for Kate who has made millions off her kids and ran off her husband. No thanks. They were both dumbasses in my book before all the divorce shit came to light. I think it is hilarious that he is listing the divorce as a happy moment and new adventure in his life. She is all grumpy and taking care of the kids now. I hope the show gets canned and they both get slammed into reality very very quickly and have to get real jobs.
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In it's simplest form: Dude is giant douche, Girl is raging bitch.
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Lesson, don't be a huge fuckin raging bitch and don't cheat on your wife.
Doesn't sound like cheating on his wife turned out all that bad in this case.
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Old 07-27-2009, 04:20 PM   #10
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Doesn't sound like cheating on his wife turned out all that bad in this case.
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