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Old 12-05-2008, 11:15 AM   #1
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I've been the guy buying beer and diapers and my daughter has been the kid riding a bike in Wal-Mart (although I only let her test ride them in the bike isle and I bought the bike she picked out).
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Old 12-05-2008, 11:19 AM   #2
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This is why I never shop at Wal-Mart.
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Old 12-05-2008, 11:19 AM   #3
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fuck, just this morning I could have one that one several different ways

I had to go there (kicking and screaming, to be sure) and sure enough, BINGO!

Can I put more than one "X" on the "Obese person using a scooter" slot? I saw about 10 of those.
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Old 12-05-2008, 11:28 AM   #4
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I predict this will turn into a "This is why I shop at Target" vs "What's wrong with shopping at WalMart?" thread.
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Old 12-05-2008, 11:33 AM   #5
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I predict this will turn into a "This is why I shop at Target" vs "What's wrong with shopping at WalMart?" thread.
I shop at whichever is closer. I also shop at K-Mart if it's closer. I really don't care what people think of that.
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I shop at whichever is closer. I also shop at K-Mart if it's closer. I really don't care what people think of that.
When I have to shop (and I really hate to shop), I usually go to Wal-Mart. Hit it up late at night when there's hardly anyone there. I hate getting out in crowds. I shop better when there's less humans to run over.
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Old 12-05-2008, 12:55 PM   #7
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When I have to shop (and I really hate to shop), I usually go to Wal-Mart. Hit it up late at night when there's hardly anyone there. I hate getting out in crowds. I shop better when there's less humans to run over.

I love your sig quote about the dirty mind. I'm the same way. My grandpa use to play cards with a rather religious guy and my gramps would always make a comment that could be taken dirty or not. The other guy would tell him to knock it off. My gramps would then tell him, "I didn't say anything dirty. How you perceived it is in your mind, so you must not be as holy as you think."
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Old 12-05-2008, 01:10 PM   #8
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I love your sig quote about the dirty mind. I'm the same way. My grandpa use to play cards with a rather religious guy and my gramps would always make a comment that could be taken dirty or not. The other guy would tell him to knock it off. My gramps would then tell him, "I didn't say anything dirty. How you perceived it is in your mind, so you must not be as holy as you think."
Awesome!

People who meet me soon find out to be very careful about what they say. It's so bad a friend has told me my super hero power is to turn anything said into something dirty.
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Have I mentioned I love the Christmas avatar yet this year, Rogue? Cause love it I do.
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Old 12-05-2008, 04:34 PM   #10
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Great find Cap'n.

Ihave to + 1 on the avatar Rogue. And my mind can think of at least a dozen quick N dirty Christmas jokes I can make out of the santa hat...
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