Stalked by a Bear

EpyonXero · 05-26-2011, 10:11 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P3a9zgzEgk

Trip · 05-26-2011, 10:39 AM

I would pissed my pants, that dude stayed really calm.

OneSickPsycho · 05-26-2011, 10:48 AM

Damn YouTube's terms of use... they had to cut it off before the guy got eaten.

I think if the guy had a louder voice he could have spooked the bear... when he screamed the bear seemed to hesitate... thank god I have a ridiculously loud voice.

Particle Man · 05-26-2011, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Damn YouTube's terms of use... they had to cut it off before the guy got eaten.

I think if the guy had a louder voice he could have spooked the bear... when he screamed the bear seemed to hesitate... thank god I have a ridiculously loud voice.

You say "hesitate" and I say fuuuuuuuck that

Gas Man · 05-27-2011, 03:14 AM

I don't understand... I would be making tons of noise... banging that stick on trees... etc...

or as I'm usually packing... I would have shot into the ground... not at him, cause that might not do too much.

And for the record... yes I would be shitting myself the entire time!

OneSickPsycho · 05-27-2011, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

I don't understand... I would be making tons of noise... banging that stick on trees... etc...

or as I'm usually packing... I would have shot into the ground... not at him, cause that might not do too much.

And for the record... yes I would be shitting myself the entire time!

Fuck that... I'd be shooting at him!!!

Rider · 05-27-2011, 10:05 AM

Saw that on Tosh.0.com

Gas Man · 05-27-2011, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Fuck that... I'd be shooting at him!!!

I don't think a hand gun will do as much as we'd like it to. Might just piss him off in the short term.

OneSickPsycho · 05-27-2011, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

I don't think a hand gun will do as much as we'd like it to. Might just piss him off in the short term.

Not saying it's the right thing to do, but it's certainly what I'd be doing!

shmike · 05-27-2011, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Damn YouTube's terms of use... they had to cut it off before the guy got eaten.

I think if the guy had a louder voice he could have spooked the bear... when he screamed the bear seemed to hesitate... thank god I have a ridiculously loud voice.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man

I don't understand... I would be making tons of noise... banging that stick on trees... etc...

or as I'm usually packing... I would have shot into the ground... not at him, cause that might not do too much.

And for the record... yes I would be shitting myself the entire time!

I was always taught that that was the first rule with bears: Make as much loud noise and make yourself as big as possible.

05-26-2011, 10:11 AM	#1
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05-27-2011, 03:14 AM	#5
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	I don't understand... I would be making tons of noise... banging that stick on trees... etc... or as I'm usually packing... I would have shot into the ground... not at him, cause that might not do too much. And for the record... yes I would be shitting myself the entire time! __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

05-26-2011, 10:39 AM	#2
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	I would pissed my pants, that dude stayed really calm.

05-26-2011, 10:48 AM	#3
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Damn YouTube's terms of use... they had to cut it off before the guy got eaten. I think if the guy had a louder voice he could have spooked the bear... when he screamed the bear seemed to hesitate... thank god I have a ridiculously loud voice.

05-27-2011, 10:05 AM	#7
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Saw that on Tosh.0.com