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Old 02-25-2010, 02:15 PM   #1
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Default where is chuck?

go to google, type in "where can i find chuck norris" and hit I'm feeling lucky.
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Old 02-25-2010, 02:17 PM   #2
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I heard Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.
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Old 02-25-2010, 02:26 PM   #3
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go to google, type in "where can i find chuck norris" and hit I'm feeling lucky.
That is FUCKING AWESOME!
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Old 02-25-2010, 02:48 PM   #5
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same thing happens when you type "Finding Chuck Norris"

Try "french military victories" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky" and see what you get...
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Old 02-25-2010, 02:57 PM   #6
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same thing happens when you type "Finding Chuck Norris"

Try "french military victories" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky" and see what you get...
Sweet.
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Old 02-25-2010, 06:23 PM   #7
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same thing happens when you type "finding chuck norris"

try "french military victories" and hit "i'm feeling lucky" and see what you get...
i just snarfed my water
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Old 02-25-2010, 07:43 PM   #9
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That's freakin' great!
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Old 02-25-2010, 07:59 PM   #10
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Wow, can't stop laughing.
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