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04-28-2009, 11:30 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Dead man walking
I fogot today is karens birthday, so I will be dying a slow painful death around 8pm.
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04-28-2009, 11:37 AM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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You're fucked.
Well, actually you're the opposite of fucked, un-fucked, if you will. JC
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04-28-2009, 11:39 AM
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04-28-2009, 11:42 AM
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Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
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Start calling for reservations....check Asia de Cuba for availability. Order some flowers ASAP. ah fuck it... What's she gonna do? Throw you out? Seriously you gotta program these things into you cell phone calendar and email. Aren't you a doctor? Are all physicians this fucking stupid? don't you know the pain and suffering you will be subject to due to forgetting a birthday or anniversary will lead to stress and a weakened immunity system resulting in FUCKING DEATH? Are you really this suicidal in real life? Shit man...if you are just gonna dig a hole for your self at least do it the cool way and go volunteer to treat TB in an African war zone or something and play Russian roulette with Mokimbe and his roving band of 9 year old soldiers. I guess that's it isn't it. You have fucked yourself so bad you might as well call up DWB now and pack a bag. Head off to Haiti and show up in documentary with Brad Pitt or Clooney narrating. This way we can all say "Hey..that's Tom. He used to ride but he forgot his wifes birthday and he had to leave the country. Too bad he was hacked up by machete wielding thugs"
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04-28-2009, 11:43 AM
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Sham WOW
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ATX
Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098
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 Wow, dude. Nice knowing ya.
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Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss |
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04-28-2009, 11:43 AM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
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You're on a roll today, aren't you? JC
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04-28-2009, 11:47 AM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade
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Are you being detained by someone? Can you not do something about it?
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04-28-2009, 11:49 AM
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Moto GP Star
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 then to add isnult to injury I have ot head to a shop to drop off my forks. Tom |
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04-28-2009, 11:50 AM
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Spiker bike
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: KCK
Moto: KZ750
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You screwed up by getting married.
No marriage means your woman has no birthdays, there's no anniversaries, holidays or any special days. Think how much money you would have saved by just living together. 
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04-28-2009, 11:51 AM
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Moto GP Star
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