You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!

Rider · 10-16-2008, 08:51 AM

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile

jeeps84 · 10-16-2008, 08:57 AM

You've been hanging out at the preschool again haven't you?

Rider · 10-16-2008, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by jeeps84

You've been hanging out at the preschool again haven't you?

Yeah I've been stalking Mrs. Colleen.

neebelung · 10-16-2008, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by jeeps84

You've been hanging out at the preschool again haven't you?

I was just thinking "he got those from his kids!"

the chi · 10-16-2008, 09:57 AM

I actually used the "unique rabbit" one the other day for something!

ontwo · 10-16-2008, 10:03 AM

My coworkers now hate me

the chi · 10-16-2008, 10:06 AM

they hate you for that?! Def don't send them this then...

http://www1.pacific.edu/~h-cai/home/indx.html

jeeps84 · 10-16-2008, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

they hate you for that?! Def don't send them this then...

http://www1.pacific.edu/~h-cai/home/indx.html

Damn you Rae!

the chi · 10-16-2008, 10:11 AM

I TOLD ya they'd hate ya! I got hit with that one yesterday in an email from an AF buddy, titled russian aircrat crash, I didnt think anything of it till it opened, needless to say, there will be vengeance!

jeeps84 · 10-16-2008, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

I TOLD ya they'd hate ya! I got hit with that one yesterday in an email from an AF buddy, titled russian aircrat crash, I didnt think anything of it till it opened, needless to say, there will be vengeance!

I had to Ctrl, Atl, Del to get it to quit.

10-16-2008, 08:51 AM	#1
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	You can't read this and stay in a bad mood! How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers . Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile

10-16-2008, 08:57 AM	#2
jeeps84 No longer MIA Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Western NC (The Great Smoky Mountains) Moto: 1987 GSXR 50, 1996 Ducati M900, 07 GSXR 750, 07 Harley Davidson Night Train Posts: 984	You've been hanging out at the preschool again haven't you? __________________ Lets ride!

10-16-2008, 10:03 AM	#6
ontwo Designated Drinker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: shitville Moto: 2009 ZX6R Posts: 1,661	My coworkers now hate me __________________