S**t my Dad Says (on Twitter)

neebelung · 09-03-2009, 11:28 AM

This crap is hilarious... he's only been posting for a month, and already has hundreds of thousands of followers and a book deal. It's a 28 year old guy living with his 73 year old father (who has no brain-t-mouth filter) and the son just posts random quotes from his father. Friggin HILARIOUS...

Note: There is some language, so if you're at work, maybe don't...

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

A few samples....

Quote:

"It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"

Quote:

(watching the Little League World Series) "These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."

Quote:

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

Quote:

"My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday...You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up."

marko138 · 09-03-2009, 11:31 AM

I'm gonna follow this guy. Seems funny.

RACER X · 09-03-2009, 11:32 AM

good stuff.

neebelung · 09-03-2009, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138

I'm gonna follow this guy. Seems funny.

Don't take this the wrong way, but I can SOOOOO see this being you in like 40 years...

He's just tellin it like it is...

marko138 · 09-03-2009, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neebelung

Don't take this the wrong way, but I can SOOOOO see this being you in like 40 years...

He's just tellin it like it is...

That might be a goal I aim for.

HurricaneHeather · 09-03-2009, 11:46 AM

This might be what actually hooks me onto Twitter!

Thanks for posting Neebs!

marko138 · 09-03-2009, 11:49 AM

Also good for a laugh on twitter:

texts from last night

overheard in the newsroom

neebelung · 09-03-2009, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

This might be what actually hooks me onto Twitter!

Thanks for posting Neebs!

It's funny, a RARELY post anything on Twitter, but there's some people I love reading, and this guy is now at the top of my list.

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138

Also good for a laugh on twitter:

texts from last night

overheard in the newsroom

I love txts from last night, but I haven't seen overheard in the newsroom yet... I'll have to look it up.

marko138 · 09-03-2009, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neebelung

It's funny, a RARELY post anything on Twitter, but there's some people I love reading, and this guy is now at the top of my list.

I love txts from last night, but I haven't seen overheard in the newsroom yet... I'll have to look it up.

I think it's twitter.com/OHnewsroom

It's funny...but maybe more so people who worked in newsrooms.

Particle Man · 09-03-2009, 12:54 PM

outstanding

09-03-2009, 11:32 AM	#3
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09-03-2009, 12:54 PM	#10
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	outstanding __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

09-03-2009, 11:46 AM	#6
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	This might be what actually hooks me onto Twitter! Thanks for posting Neebs!