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Old 01-27-2010, 01:19 AM   #1
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One of the best ones I've seen

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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting


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Old 01-27-2010, 10:43 AM   #2
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I love that site. Passes the time at work nicely.
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Old 01-27-2010, 01:33 PM   #3
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I love that site. Passes the time at work nicely.
yep, one of my favorite, "i'm bored" sites.
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I look at it almost daily. Fucking love it.
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Old 01-27-2010, 01:45 PM   #5
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

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Old 01-27-2010, 01:54 PM   #7
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

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Holy shit that is funny.
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

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One of my favorites!
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Old 01-27-2010, 01:57 PM   #9
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

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Damn, I can't stop laughing at this one.
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I saw that one. Wonder if it is on the "best of" list yet.
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