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Old 09-27-2011, 09:43 AM   #1
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Is your product still available? Umm...this might be off topic but you seem incredibly hot in your posting. Do you want to get coffee sometimes? I promise I'm not a weirdo, just feeling lonely. If you're interested, meet me on my private dating profile (it's like facebook for adults), there's no cost to join! My pictures and my phone # are all on there so get in touch with me. There are too many fakes on here so if you're real text me and maybe we can meet to become buddies and maybe more? Who knows? Okay, I won't bother you again! You'll be taken aback to see who I am!
SWEET! I'm getting a GF!
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Old 09-27-2011, 09:47 AM   #2
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It's totally understandable.

You do type pretty hot.
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Old 09-27-2011, 09:48 AM   #3
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Seems they realy want your "product"
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:01 AM   #4
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Seems they realy want your "product"
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Old 09-27-2011, 02:08 PM   #5
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Enough to post it twice
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Old 09-27-2011, 02:18 PM   #6
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Old 09-27-2011, 02:19 PM   #7
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Probably works 4/10 times IMO
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Old 09-27-2011, 03:05 PM   #8
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Probably works 4/10 times IMO
Or even 2/5...
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Old 09-27-2011, 03:07 PM   #9
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maybe 8/20 ?
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Old 09-27-2011, 03:14 PM   #10
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