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Old 09-03-2009, 11:28 AM   #1
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This crap is hilarious... he's only been posting for a month, and already has hundreds of thousands of followers and a book deal. It's a 28 year old guy living with his 73 year old father (who has no brain-t-mouth filter) and the son just posts random quotes from his father. Friggin HILARIOUS...

Note: There is some language, so if you're at work, maybe don't...

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

A few samples....

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"It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"
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(watching the Little League World Series) "These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."
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"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."
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"My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday...You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up."
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:31 AM   #2
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I'm gonna follow this guy. Seems funny.
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:34 AM   #3
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I'm gonna follow this guy. Seems funny.
Don't take this the wrong way, but I can SOOOOO see this being you in like 40 years... He's just tellin it like it is...
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Don't take this the wrong way, but I can SOOOOO see this being you in like 40 years... He's just tellin it like it is...
That might be a goal I aim for.
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This might be what actually hooks me onto Twitter!

Thanks for posting Neebs!
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Old 09-03-2009, 12:06 PM   #7
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This might be what actually hooks me onto Twitter!

Thanks for posting Neebs!


It's funny, a RARELY post anything on Twitter, but there's some people I love reading, and this guy is now at the top of my list.

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Also good for a laugh on twitter:

texts from last night

overheard in the newsroom
I love txts from last night, but I haven't seen overheard in the newsroom yet... I'll have to look it up.
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It's funny, a RARELY post anything on Twitter, but there's some people I love reading, and this guy is now at the top of my list.



I love txts from last night, but I haven't seen overheard in the newsroom yet... I'll have to look it up.
I think it's twitter.com/OHnewsroom


It's funny...but maybe more so people who worked in newsrooms.
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Also good for a laugh on twitter:

texts from last night

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