Check this friendly little creature out

Jet · 09-17-2009, 12:33 AM

Was running around the mountains today around 530am and these little suckers started coming out of the wood works. They're called whip scorpion/vinegaroon, they look like scorpions except they don't have a stinger, just a little whip. I did the responsible thing and poked it with a stick than played with it for 20 minutes or so. It raised up like a scorpion but instead of striking out it just vibrates its tail in the air.
In my professional opinion, this creature is a fail at evolution.

BobTheBiker · 09-17-2009, 12:46 AM

yes, it FAILED at evolution, but its certainly a prime target for shooting at.

Trip · 09-17-2009, 12:47 AM

weird

I would of done what any moronic pyro would of done, set it on fire

JoJoYZF · 09-17-2009, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip

weird

I would of done what any moronic pyro would of done, set it on fire

Now thats an idea I could back.

tommymac · 09-17-2009, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip

weird

I would of done what any moronic pyro would of done, set it on fire

That thing just begs to be set on fire

Tom

azoomm · 09-17-2009, 12:53 AM

Oooooo, feed it something... virgin, you need to find a virgin... NOW!!!

TommyHotWheel · 09-17-2009, 01:08 AM

Been waiting for someone to make a thread about creepy shit since Neebs spider story...I gots so many....

JARVIS518 · 09-17-2009, 01:43 AM

bet that thing would scream like crazy with a little flame

BobTheBiker · 09-17-2009, 01:51 AM

Kill it! Kill it with fire! Lucifer commands you to kill it with fire!

Dave · 09-17-2009, 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet

Was running around the mountains today around 530am and these little suckers started coming out of the wood works. They're called whip scorpion/vinegaroon, they look like scorpions except they don't have a stinger, just a little whip. I did the responsible thing and poked it with a stick than played with it for 20 minutes or so. It raised up like a scorpion but instead of striking out it just vibrates its tail in the air.
In my professional opinion, this creature is a fail at evolution.

looks more like a fail of concept to me

09-17-2009, 12:33 AM	#1
Jet Street Stunter Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 54	Check this friendly little creature out Was running around the mountains today around 530am and these little suckers started coming out of the wood works. They're called whip scorpion/vinegaroon, they look like scorpions except they don't have a stinger, just a little whip. I did the responsible thing and poked it with a stick than played with it for 20 minutes or so. It raised up like a scorpion but instead of striking out it just vibrates its tail in the air. In my professional opinion, this creature is a fail at evolution.

09-17-2009, 12:53 AM	#6
azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	Oooooo, feed it something... virgin, you need to find a virgin... NOW!!! __________________ We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com

09-17-2009, 01:08 AM	#7
TommyHotWheel Imported from Detroit Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Michigan Moto: 2001 Suzuki TL1000R Posts: 989	Been waiting for someone to make a thread about creepy shit since Neebs spider story...I gots so many.... __________________ Cry Havok! And let slip the hogs of war!

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09-17-2009, 12:46 AM	#2
BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	yes, it FAILED at evolution, but its certainly a prime target for shooting at.

09-17-2009, 01:43 AM	#8
JARVIS518 BOOBS!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Saratoga, NY Moto: 06 CBR 600RR Posts: 1,188	bet that thing would scream like crazy with a little flame

09-17-2009, 01:51 AM	#9
BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	Kill it! Kill it with fire! Lucifer commands you to kill it with fire!