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Old 12-11-2009, 12:36 AM   #1
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Old 12-11-2009, 01:24 AM   #2
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Might want to drop two to cover ethiopia and somalia
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Old 12-11-2009, 07:04 PM   #3
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hahaha, I was about to post that almost word for word.
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Old 12-11-2009, 07:35 PM   #4
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So we just kill everybody that shares a different lifestyle/religon?

How about we get out of the middle east and leave it alone...
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So we just kill everybody that shares a different lifestyle/religon?

How about we get out of the middle east and leave it alone...
Fightin's commenced, Ike, now get to fightin' or get outta the way!!!
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Fightin's commenced, Ike, now get to fightin' or get outta the way!!!
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Yea I'd prefer not to be in the Middle East and if I had a time machine, I would go back in time and try to convince this country not to sell all of it's oil overseas back in the 1800s and early 1900s. I'd tell them not to get involved in the petty European conflict called WWI. That's what started us down this path of "policing the world" which led to WWII, Korea, Vietnam, South America, etc. Most of all, I'd tell them to stay as far away from getting involved in the Middle East as possible. No aid, no trade, no nothing and especially no involvement in the establishment of Israel. Let them fight it out amongst themselves. Who knows? It might have been over by now if all the outsiders had stayed out of it.
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Especially if they happen to um, destroy one of our landmarks and kill over 3,000 civilians!!!
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So we just kill everybody that shares a different lifestyle/religon?

How about we get out of the middle east and leave it alone...
Yep that's why we attacked them... it had nothing to do with their repeated attacks on us, our bases, embassies, landmarks, people, airplanes, etc. Nope, we were just sitting around and decided to attack them for no reason at all. God, we are fucking war-mongering bastards!
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