i have a confession

Amorok · 12-24-2009, 07:55 PM

I hate christmas. Call me Scrooge and lick me nuts, I don't care what you think, but I fucking hate Christmas. I'm stuck in ND with my in-laews and a freaked out wife, plus my three year olds going apeshit. So I'm DRINKING!!!! Since I'm home this year as I have been the last few (no more deployments for mew, bitchews) I'm gonna get what IO get every year for Cnhristmas morning now, HANGBOVER!!!! God bless liqor, merry christmas.

Method · 12-24-2009, 07:59 PM

Lots of xmas cheer in the Amorok household this year - keep your head up man.

I'm working on keeping a normally reasonably relaxed wife from getting too high strung this year. (A losing battle). Just gotta roll with it and be my usual rock of relaxation.

Sean · 12-24-2009, 08:28 PM

Could be worse, you could not have a wife and 3-year old to be spending the holidays with.

Rangerscott · 12-24-2009, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sean

Could be worse, you could not have a wife and 3-year old to be spending the holidays with.

That's a bad thing?

Papa_Complex · 12-24-2009, 09:19 PM

Jeez. My Christmas memories involve a drunken father who used to force us kids to sit and listen while he read "T'was the Night Before Christmas" every year until the Christmas Day when he finally walked out and didn't come back, and I'm merely ambivalent about the season.

SteveP · 12-24-2009, 09:28 PM

A Hangbover - get it.

Avatard · 12-24-2009, 10:46 PM

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon....22209/1188158/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA7Q6cBRx0

pauldun170 · 12-25-2009, 03:08 AM

Hey...maybe you can start thinking about Christmas as a time for your child to enjoy rather than focusing on yourself you self centered dick head.
Not stop the bitchin, quit the drinking and find a place to rent a Santa suit.

KSGregman · 12-25-2009, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

I hate christmas. Call me Scrooge and lick me nuts, I don't care what you think, but I fucking hate Christmas. I'm stuck in ND with my in-laews and a freaked out wife, plus my three year olds going apeshit. So I'm DRINKING!!!! Since I'm home this year as I have been the last few (no more deployments for mew, bitchews) I'm gonna get what IO get every year for Cnhristmas morning now, HANGBOVER!!!! God bless liqor, merry christmas.

Are ALL short people bitter and unhappy like this?

Damn, dude....you are a one man black cloud.

derf · 12-26-2009, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by KSGregman

Are ALL short people bitter and unhappy like this?

Damn, dude....you are a one man black cloud.

Naw some of us short folks hate the holiday for what it is but enjoy seeing family and friends. The only thing I'm pissed off about christmas this year is that I missed the big fight between my now openly gay brother-in-law (came out at last years christmas) and mother-in-law. He admitted to living with a dude and told her that the guy was coming over for desert. She threw food at him and started to yell at him, so he yelled back and started this whole big thing. All while I was out getting paper plates. Although today I went over a friends families house for dinner and had a blast.

Amrock is just angry his weiner is small and he didn't have a hangun to compensate for it.

12-24-2009, 07:55 PM	#1
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	i have a confession I hate christmas. Call me Scrooge and lick me nuts, I don't care what you think, but I fucking hate Christmas. I'm stuck in ND with my in-laews and a freaked out wife, plus my three year olds going apeshit. So I'm DRINKING!!!! Since I'm home this year as I have been the last few (no more deployments for mew, bitchews) I'm gonna get what IO get every year for Cnhristmas morning now, HANGBOVER!!!! God bless liqor, merry christmas. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

12-24-2009, 09:19 PM	#5
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Jeez. My Christmas memories involve a drunken father who used to force us kids to sit and listen while he read "T'was the Night Before Christmas" every year until the Christmas Day when he finally walked out and didn't come back, and I'm merely ambivalent about the season. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

12-24-2009, 10:46 PM	#7
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon....22209/1188158/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA7Q6cBRx0 __________________ Insert free thought here. Last edited by Avatard; 12-24-2009 at 10:49 PM..

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12-24-2009, 07:59 PM	#2
Method Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Portland, OR Moto: MTA Posts: 416	Lots of xmas cheer in the Amorok household this year - keep your head up man. I'm working on keeping a normally reasonably relaxed wife from getting too high strung this year. (A losing battle). Just gotta roll with it and be my usual rock of relaxation.

12-24-2009, 08:28 PM	#3
Sean giggity Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: socal Moto: street, sumo & dirty Posts: 1,071	Could be worse, you could not have a wife and 3-year old to be spending the holidays with.

12-24-2009, 09:28 PM	#6
SteveP Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Pensacola, FL Moto: The v-twin trifecta Posts: 437	A Hangbover - get it.