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Old 03-01-2010, 05:51 PM   #1
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the time I fell asleep on the train (in the aisle seat of a two seater...a women sitting next to the window), dreamt about having a massive fart and then woke up some time later with the women who I sat next too, leaned up all against the window?

I spent all day wondering if I really did fart or whether it was just a dream.

I dont know what made me think of that day.
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Old 03-01-2010, 05:57 PM   #2
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Old 03-01-2010, 06:07 PM   #3
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because I had a similar dream the other night when my g/f was spending the night. Not sure if I actually farted in my sleep or not, but never bothered to find out.
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Old 03-01-2010, 06:54 PM   #4
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I had a dream the other night that my boss was trying to wake me up. So in a panic I woke up thinking I had fallen asleep at work. False alarm. I was at home and kinda pissed that I woke myself up for nothing.
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Old 03-01-2010, 06:59 PM   #5
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Sound like that free piece of shrimp that you find in your fish basket at Captain D's, but you can't eat that shrimp because it will make you shit for days, days I tell you, days.
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Old 03-01-2010, 11:49 PM   #6
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if there were people still in the train car then you didn't
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:22 AM   #7
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you could have looked over at her and said "you didn't pull my finger did you"?
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Old 03-02-2010, 01:58 PM   #8
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No, you haven't told us this.
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Old 03-02-2010, 02:12 PM   #9
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I dreamed the other night that I had eaten a giant marshmellow...woke up and one of my pillows was missing.
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