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Old 06-16-2010, 12:21 PM   #1
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Default German student attacks Hell's Angels with puppy

(Reuters) - A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65E39Q20100615
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:32 PM   #2
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Dude's got issues...even more now. Throwing a puppy ? Now even non bikers will want to kick his azz.
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:32 PM   #3
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(Reuters) - A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65E39Q20100615
lol im not even gonna click the link, i know the story in my head is way better.
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Old 06-17-2010, 08:54 AM   #4
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lol im not even gonna click the link, i know the story in my head is way better.
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:40 PM   #5
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Whats the problem?

In Germany there are only two ways to defeat a Hell's Angel.

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Sounds like the guy was just doing what he needed to do.
What are you guys? Some sort of PETA fairies trying to save the anilmals?
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Old 06-16-2010, 02:57 PM   #6
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We should just nuke Germany. They are like the European version of Florida.
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Old 06-16-2010, 06:30 PM   #7
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The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added.
As oppsed to what the not so safe hands of the hells angels?
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Old 06-16-2010, 06:50 PM   #8
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The man is a misunderstood genius.
First he knew that mooning a Hells Angel clubhouse would mean sacrificing a puppy in return for his soul, then he steals the only vehicle he knows can outrun all the chromed avengers...Genius!
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Old 06-16-2010, 08:11 PM   #9
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I knew this thread was going to be epic funny.
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