Potentially and Realistically...

Rider · 09-28-2010, 11:01 AM

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars . But realistically, we're just living with two hookers and a queer.

OneSickPsycho · 09-28-2010, 11:39 AM

Mudpuppy · 09-28-2010, 11:48 AM

that is awesome.. lol..

Dave · 09-28-2010, 11:52 AM

Classic

Flexin · 09-28-2010, 12:29 PM

Lol. That was good.

James

ShanMan14 · 09-28-2010, 12:35 PM

azoomm · 09-28-2010, 12:46 PM

z06boy · 09-28-2010, 01:49 PM

That slightly different but better than the version I had heard !!!

The brother was left out before...nice addition !!

101lifts2 · 09-28-2010, 03:07 PM

Old as dirt....lol

Particle Man · 09-28-2010, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Old as dirt....lol

dirt still works as dirt and this still works as

09-28-2010, 11:01 AM	#1
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Potentially and Realistically... A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically? The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied, 'Yes, potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars . But realistically, we're just living with two hookers and a queer.

09-28-2010, 11:48 AM	#3
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