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Old 02-19-2011, 08:48 AM   #1
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Default The Official 'Why isn't there a thread about this?" Thread.

For those of you wondering why there is no thread about something, the answer lies here.

1. Topic does not involve Tits, Wheels, Bacon or Beer.

2. Topic has something to do with something boring happening in a cheese producing part of the Mid-West, or some shithole country's Naval maneuvers.

Please post your unthreadworthy questions here, and Pauldun will be along shortly to point out the obvious to you.

Thank you.

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Old 02-19-2011, 10:33 AM   #2
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Why isn't there a thread about why there isn't a thread about THIS thread?
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Old 02-19-2011, 06:57 PM   #3
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Why isn't there a thread about why there isn't a thread about THIS thread?
Oh nooooooooooooooooo!!!
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Old 02-19-2011, 09:00 PM   #4
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Old 02-19-2011, 09:31 PM   #5
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My cat is currently raping a tiny toy Christmas Moose stuffed with catnip. Why isn't there a thread about that?
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Old 02-19-2011, 09:38 PM   #6
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My cat is currently raping a tiny toy Christmas Moose stuffed with catnip. Why isn't there a thread about that?
I'm sure that your cat will eventually start one, but he's rather busy at the moment.
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Old 02-19-2011, 11:06 PM   #7
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I'm sure that your cat will eventually start one, but he's rather busy at the moment.
I should start a thread about pussy raping small inanimate objects
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Old 02-19-2011, 11:49 PM   #8
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Old 02-20-2011, 10:23 PM   #9
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I feel rejected. It hurts so bad.
Bootstraps.

Pull yourself up by them.

Crybaby.

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