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Old 10-27-2011, 11:23 AM   #1
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Default Which of the 7 billion are you?

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Old 10-27-2011, 11:25 AM   #2
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When you were born, you were the:
4,509,016,430th
person alive on Earth
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Old 10-27-2011, 11:29 AM   #3
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When you were born, you were the:3,944,458,492nd person alive on Earth
78,233,335,395th person to have lived since history began
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:38 PM   #4
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For me

When you were born, you were the:
4,464,411,487th
person alive on Earth
79,059,794,912th
person to have lived since history began
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:39 PM   #5
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For AMJ:

When you were born, you were the:
111,487th
person alive on Earth
994,912th
person to have lived since history began

and Adam and eve
When you were born, you were the:
1st
person alive on Earth
1st
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When you were born, you were the:
2nd
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Old 10-27-2011, 03:35 PM   #6
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When you were born, you were the:
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:43 PM   #7
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4,009,992,826th person alive on Earth.

78,335,832,014th person alive since history began.
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Old 10-27-2011, 10:52 PM   #8
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When you were born, you were the:3,959,290,517th
person alive on Earth
78,256,693,015th
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Old 10-27-2011, 11:15 PM   #9
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where the fuck are the old guys on this forum?
How the hell am I the old man in the thread?
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Old 10-27-2011, 11:53 PM   #10
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