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Old 05-04-2009, 04:10 PM   #1
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Reading resumes.

This is a real persons, WHOLE resume:

HISTORYEMPLOYER: lil ceazer

and he was hired for a government job. I love it.
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:12 PM   #2
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Are you fucking serious??/
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Are you fucking serious??/
Uh huh.

And that is not the best one. I used to cut out the really good ones and save them in a word doc. That was on my old computer, so I don't have any more. I might need to start it up again.
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wow.

Just. wow.
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:16 PM   #5
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I don't think that guy will be working anywhere but food service.
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:25 PM   #6
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It hurts.

I get emails all the time for people that want to work for me - only, they are sent from their phone or something because it's all in l33t. It hurts.
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:31 PM   #7
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Don't laugh...this is the asshole from whom you will be attempting to get your drivers license renewal.
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Uh huh.

And that is not the best one. I used to cut out the really good ones and save them in a word doc. That was on my old computer, so I don't have any more. I might need to start it up again.
Yes please!

And who would hire him based on that resume??
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Yes please!

And who would hire him based on that resume??
the government

And beleive it or not, he was not hired for Food Service either.
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Old 05-04-2009, 04:32 PM   #10
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the government

And beleive it or not, he was not hired for Food Service either.
Scary...

What is his new position?
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