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Old 06-01-2009, 08:11 AM   #1
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Default Local gangsta's new website!!

http://www.reallivestreetshit.com/

K, so this dude Jimmy Melvin and his family have been in a long-time feud with another racket of peeps, the Marriots. They periodically make it into the news due to failed murder attempts and altercations. They just can't seem to kill one another.

I've been working when "Jimmy" has come into receive treatment for his various wounds. He's got a colostomy due to one gun shot wound and recently he was shot through the left arm and lost a spleen. They are taking a long time to kill one another. I dunno if they just can't shoot or what. I don't think they ever would have lasted this long if they lived elsewhere... or attended my junior high in Houston.

He's actually quite cooperative when he comes in slightly damaged. He's kinda on a first name basis in our department. He's had 2 trauma team activations in 4 months.

Oh, and you can join his facebook or follow him on twitter.

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Old 06-01-2009, 08:13 AM   #2
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always said peeps need some gun control.



if ya can't control your gun, you're not gonna be effective at what you're shootin' at.



Spray and pray works great in video games.... but ya can't hit for shit IRL.
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Old 06-01-2009, 08:15 AM   #3
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man... that's some hard core shit... a Gang leader with his own websited... G.A.N.G.S.T.A.

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Old 06-01-2009, 08:27 AM   #4
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man... that's some hard core shit... a Gang leader with his own websited... G.A.N.G.S.T.A.

no shit.



nothin' says straight up Gangsta like "Jimmy Melvin."



who the fuck named this assclown?
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Old 06-01-2009, 04:42 PM   #5
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no shit.



nothin' says straight up Gangsta like "Jimmy Melvin."



who the fuck named this assclown?
that was my first thought. It's gotta be hard to be a badazz when your name is jimmy melvin.
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Old 06-01-2009, 05:08 PM   #6
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Wonder if he rolls with this crew.....

http://www.geocities.com/danb_360/CrunkedWiggaz.html
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Old 06-01-2009, 08:28 AM   #7
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OK, so how do you fit "colostomy bag" into gangsta rap?
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Old 06-01-2009, 09:17 AM   #8
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OK, so how do you fit "colostomy bag" into gangsta rap?
"Yo the smell in my Humvee made me gag,
when homie got shot in his colostomy bag..."


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Old 06-01-2009, 09:33 AM   #9
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You may be on to something. Save that for when there are more gangstas in wheel chairs.
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