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Old 06-06-2009, 11:45 PM   #1
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See, I told you I could walk on water...



My wife can walk on water too...



A brief trail-side conversation about where to stand while taking pictures:

Me: You're standing too close, you're going to get wet.

Her: No I'm not, GO FOR IT!

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Her: Asshole!

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Old 06-07-2009, 12:22 AM   #2
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nice, I hope to be doing this in the morning.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 06-07-2009, 12:47 AM   #3
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nice, I hope to be doing this in the morning.
We're hosting a mini dual-sport rally at the end of July, you should come up.

Booze, burgers, and mud. ( Black tie and knobbies, of course).

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Old 06-07-2009, 01:50 AM   #4
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We're hosting a mini dual-sport rally at the end of July, you should come up.

Booze, burgers, and mud. ( Black tie and knobbies, of course).

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Where at? Sounds like a good time to me. Send me the info through PM if you don't want to post it up.
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Old 06-07-2009, 02:24 AM   #5
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That looks fun as hell!
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Old 06-07-2009, 09:33 AM   #6
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Old 06-07-2009, 11:08 AM   #7
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Old 06-07-2009, 11:20 AM   #8
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What kinda bike you and your wife riding?
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Old 06-07-2009, 01:42 PM   #9
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Looks more like gliding over water. I don't ever recall hearing of Jesus having a hydrofoil.
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Old 06-07-2009, 01:55 PM   #10
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Looks more like gliding over water. I don't ever recall hearing of Jesus having a hydrofoil.
it's in the New New Testament I hear... due out... Spring of 2012.

I've heard this time around... Jesus will make clear that he is a Two Wheels Only messiah.
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