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07-17-2009, 11:31 AM | #1 |
AMA Supersport
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Send your name to Mars.
http://mars9.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/partic...name/index.cfm
Post your name here and theyll send it to Mars on the next lander. |
07-17-2009, 11:33 AM | #2 | |
Hold mah beer!
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Can my name be "Fuck You Martians?"
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07-17-2009, 11:36 AM | #3 | |
Hold mah beer!
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Thank You
Fuckyou Martians for your participation. Your Name is heading to Mars! Certificate #: N2M400322865 Click here to view and print your certificate of participation. Use your browser's Print Command to print. Be sure you are using the "landscape" mode.
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07-17-2009, 11:39 AM | #4 |
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funniest thing I've read today
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
07-17-2009, 11:51 AM | #5 |
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Thank You
Donald Duck for your participation. Your Name is heading to Mars! Certificate #: N2M400323328 Click here to view and print your certificate of participation. Use your browser's Print Command to print. Be sure you are using the "landscape" mode.
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
07-17-2009, 11:53 AM | #6 |
Like Gixxxxer But Not
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Thank You
Chris Hansen for your participation. Your Name is heading to Mars! Certificate #: N2M400323384
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07-17-2009, 11:58 AM | #7 |
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Thank You
Buster Hymen for your participation. Your Name is heading to Mars! Certificate #: N2M400323493 Click here to view and print your certificate of participation. Use your browser's Print Command to print. Be sure you are using the "landscape" mode. |
07-17-2009, 11:39 AM | #8 |
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Hells no... I don't want those little bastards to have my name.
Next thing they'll want my social, DoB, and a credit card number.
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07-17-2009, 02:49 PM | #9 | |
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Dear Earthly Friend, I write to seek your cooperation as my foreign partner and your assistance to enable us to own properties and invest in the stable economy of your planet. I apologize if this mail does not suit your personal or business ethics. My names are Eepthork Brrrrst. We are making this venture proposal to you in strict confidence. As senior civil servants in the Martian Government, the South Martian civil service laws (Code of Conduct bureau) forbid us to own an extra-terrestrial account. The credits we have in our possession is an overdue payment bill totaling Twenty Six Million, Four Hundred and Twenty Six Thousand US Earth Dollars (US$26,426,000.00) which we want to transfer abroad with the assistance and co-operation of a company/or an individual to receive the said funds, via a reliable Bank Account. If you will like to assist us as a partner, then indicate your interest after which we shall both discuss on the modalities. All other information to facilitate the remittance of the funds will be revealed to you in due course. For your assistance, you shall receive 30% amounting to US$7,927,800.00 of the US$26.426Million, 60% amounting to US$15,855,600 for us and 10% amounting to US$2,642,600 will be used to settle taxation and other miscellaneous expenses in the course of transferring the funds to your account. Please indicate your direct telephone and direct fax number when replying this business proposal preferably through my alternative address: EBrrrrst@mars.aol.com I will contact you when necessary. If you are not interested, please also indicate so that it will enable me to contact other earthly partner with recommendations to carry out this deal. A swift acknowledgment on the receipt of this mail will be appreciated. Thank you and Xenu bless you. Best regards, Eepthork Brrrrst |
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07-17-2009, 03:23 PM | #10 |
sergeant hatred
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So Lee is really behind all the scams!
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