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Old 07-14-2010, 03:28 PM   #1
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dumb-She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Old 07-14-2010, 03:30 PM   #2
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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Old 07-14-2010, 03:30 PM   #3
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
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Old 07-14-2010, 03:32 PM   #4
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Yo mama is so fat each one of her butt cheeks resides in a different zip code.
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Old 07-14-2010, 03:33 PM   #5
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Yomama so stupid, she thought St Ides was a church
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Old 07-14-2010, 03:51 PM   #6
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Yo Mama is so fat she took up pages 40,41, and 42 in her yearbook.
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Old 07-14-2010, 04:05 PM   #7
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Yo mama so thick she make a saturn 5 look like a toothpick
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Old 07-14-2010, 04:13 PM   #8
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Yo mama is so hairy, her tits look like coconuts
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Old 07-14-2010, 10:17 PM   #9
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Yo momma so fat, she uses I-75 as a slip'n'slide....
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Yomama so stupid, she couldnt spell AT&T

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