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Old 03-11-2008, 08:52 PM   #1
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Default How to change your oil

1. Remove lower fairing



2. Remove oil drain plug



3. Wait for oil to drain



4. Replace oil drain plug



5. Remove oil filter



6. Put a thin coating of oil on the new oil filter gasket



7. After replacing the oil filter, put new oil in the motor.



8. Start the motorcycle and let it run til the oil pressure light goes off



Changing the oil is so easy even a 4 yr old can do it.
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Old 03-11-2008, 08:53 PM   #2
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So really there is only one step, and it's:

1. Get some cheap, mechanically-inclined, child labor.

Excellent.
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Old 03-11-2008, 08:55 PM   #3
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So really there is only one step, and it's:

1. Get some cheap, mechanically-inclined, child labor.

Excellent.
Not as cheap as you think
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Really though, adorable little girl Kev
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Really though, adorable little girl Kev
Thanks dude
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Old 03-11-2008, 09:00 PM   #6
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Adorable! Good post and Great Pics!!
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Old 03-11-2008, 09:15 PM   #7
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So really there is only one step, and it's:

1. Get some cheap, mechanically-inclined, child labor.

Excellent.
Having children is far from cheap! But I guess renting one could be! Maby start a day care so you can get paid and rent them out!! Double pay!!
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Having children is far from cheap! But I guess renting one could be! Maby start a day care so you can get paid and rent them out!! Double pay!!
Are you suggesting I start a sweatshop with young child mechanics? Don't you know that's illegal?

I like it.
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Old 03-11-2008, 09:22 PM   #9
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M is adorable

I have some oil and a filter, let's put her to work again.

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So really there is only one step, and it's:

1. Get some cheap, mechanically-inclined, child labor.

Excellent.
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Old 03-11-2008, 09:24 PM   #10
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M is adorable

I have some oil and a filter, let's put her to work again.



Bring it on. She told me to tell you her oil change price is about $20/hr plus all the Juicy Juice she can drink.
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