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Old 07-05-2011, 03:44 PM   #1
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Old 07-05-2011, 03:48 PM   #2
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Old 07-05-2011, 03:50 PM   #3
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I'd like to say I wouldn't be screaming like a bitch right along side those guys... and that I would think of something more poignant to say other than "holy fuck" and "oh my god", but I'd be fucking lying. Seeing the thing off the side of the boat eating your catch is one thing, but when the motherfucker starts ramming the boat... well... I guess I've just seen Jaws too many times.
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:05 PM   #4
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I'd like to say I wouldn't be screaming like a bitch right along side those guys... and that I would think of something more poignant to say other than "holy fuck" and "oh my god", but I'd be fucking lying. Seeing the thing off the side of the boat eating your catch is one thing, but when the motherfucker starts ramming the boat... well... I guess I've just seen Jaws too many times.

Yep.

I'd like to make fun of the wanna be gangstas acting like bitches but they were in a 14 foot boat being rammed by a 15 foot Hammerhead.
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:07 PM   #5
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Yep.

I'd like to make fun of the wanna be gangstas acting like bitches but they were in a 14 foot boat being rammed by a 15 foot shark.
I'd still like to make fun of them, but concur that I'd be crying like a fucking girl in that situation too... and would fully accept, probably openly welcome, any public taunting.
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:12 PM   #6
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I'd still like to make fun of them, but concur that I'd be crying like a fucking girl in that situation too... and would fully accept, probably openly welcome, any public taunting.
I did like when they gained their composure a bit and the one white kid starts to chum the waters, the other white kids remembered to call him "nigga".
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Old 07-06-2011, 08:44 AM   #7
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I'd like to say I wouldn't be screaming like a bitch right along side those guys... and that I would think of something more poignant to say other than "holy fuck" and "oh my god", but I'd be fucking lying. Seeing the thing off the side of the boat eating your catch is one thing, but when the motherfucker starts ramming the boat... well... I guess I've just seen Jaws too many times.
Personally, I think that I would be sitting down in said tiny boat, rather than standing up and waiting to become shark chow, with one good hit.
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:02 PM   #8
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:15 PM   #9
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Been in a similar size flat bottom boat in the Gulf. Sissies need to suck it up. Morons shouldn't be trying to land sharks in a boat that size anyway...
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Old 07-05-2011, 04:20 PM   #10
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Been in a similar size flat bottom boat in the Gulf. Sissies need to suck it up. Morons shouldn't be trying to land sharks in a boat that size anyway...
Really toughguy? was your boat being rammed by a fucking shark the same size as the boat? STFU...
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