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Old 07-07-2009, 05:29 AM   #1
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Hey guys,
for all who dont know... my Im in a new band, Jawbone Massacre, we'll be posting up some new recordings up soon....

keep an eye and ear out for us.

We're a Christian Metal band, (i kno i kno.. oxymoron) but really... anyways

be checkin out the page for more info and recordings...

http://www.myspace.com/jawbonemassacre
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Old 07-07-2009, 07:47 AM   #2
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:07 AM   #3
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Hey guys,
for all who dont know... my Im in a new band, Jawbone Massacre, we'll be posting up some new recordings up soon....

keep an eye and ear out for us.

We're a Christian Metal band, (i kno i kno.. oxymoron) but really... anyways
Ok, don't tell people you're a Christian metal band, it's been done to death, and people might confuse you with Stryper:



See, how scary is that?

I have a better idea. Making it big in the music biz, means you have to stand out, so create your own genre. Ready?

GOSPEL THRASH!

Couple that, with referring to each other by creepy sounding German names, and an overall mass-murder theme, and you can't lose.

Hell, I'm an atheist, but I'd go to see that band, just to see if they could keep up the weird.

JC
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:10 AM   #4
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:29 AM   #5
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Hell, I'm an atheist, but I'd go to see that band, just to see if they could keep up the weird.

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Old 07-07-2009, 10:57 AM   #6
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So you gave up on yourself, that's no way to go through life.
Yeah, but I'm dead, what do I care?

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Old 07-07-2009, 11:14 AM   #7
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No, Tetnus.

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Old 07-09-2009, 12:08 PM   #9
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I agree, the term selling out is to make people who try to be the unconformists feel better about themselves because their daddy didn't love them.
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Old 07-09-2009, 12:21 PM   #10
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Actually I do think there could be valid term for sellout. A group or individual formed by others and music is written by others to create mainstream pop music that is not of interest to the individual/group solely to make money. AKA boy bands.
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