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Old 12-10-2009, 12:04 PM   #1
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Default Quick I need a Nigerian scam note

Someone's trying to scam me on a dining room set on CL. I want to tell him it's in Nigeria and I'll forward him cash etc etc but I need it in that stupid Nigerian pidgin they write it in.

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Hi,
I have read your listing and I am persuade as it is close to what am
looking for but I had like to know if it is still obtainable, so
please get back to me as soon as possible.
John.
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Old 12-10-2009, 12:36 PM   #2
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http://www.quatloos.com/cm-niger/nig...ter_museum.htm
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:41 PM   #3
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Those are 419 scams...
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Old 12-10-2009, 05:09 PM   #4
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Write it in LOL cat or whatever that ceiling cat language is. They sound similar.
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Old 12-10-2009, 05:15 PM   #5
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Write it in LOL cat or whatever that ceiling cat language is. They sound similar.
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