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Stab it 0 0%
Shotgun 9 20.45%
.45 6 13.64%
Fire 4 9.09%
Strap it to a Rocket (Houston, your mouse has a problem) 9 20.45%
Issue a fatwa 3 6.82%
Hammer Time! 1 2.27%
Death by Ducati 9 20.45%
Clemency (Highly unlikely) 1 2.27%
Syphilis (Tater's whore of an ex-wife option) 2 4.55%
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:24 AM   #1
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Default The Execution of Primary Mouse

Right.

That's it.

Primary mouse must die. The fucking thing has hit my last nerve. The intermittently working little slut, has pissed me off for the last time.

Like last time (The Execution of Backup Mouse), you get you choose the method of its demise. Well, that's not true. You get to vote, I get to choose.

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Old 06-11-2010, 10:37 AM   #2
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Some combo of all of the above?

Had to google fatwa. Sounds like you could get creative there!
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:38 AM   #3
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Kill it by shotgun.
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:44 AM   #4
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Death of backup mouse...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrPuYtHTj6w

I actually can't wait to see how you do it AMJ
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:56 AM   #5
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fire, it's the best solution everytime.
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Old 06-11-2010, 11:46 AM   #6
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fire, it's the best solution everytime.
Agreed; the cleansing power of fire is legendary.






..... and could involve some light explosives, packed into the mouse.
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Old 06-11-2010, 12:04 PM   #7
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Tie it to the railroad tracks man!
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Old 06-11-2010, 11:02 AM   #8
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I like the rocket idea. There's a certain unpredictability to it that could be entertaining.
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Old 06-11-2010, 11:12 AM   #9
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Install rocket launch tube on left side ducati
Install shotgun mount on right side ducati
Install 2 mechanisms, one for fire rocket, the other for the shotgun.
Strap mouse to rocket
Wall of knives that is drenched in gasoline and specled with gun powder and flinty crap to creat spark.

Shoot .45 at wall to set on fire.
Fire rocket at wall of knives and fire
Fire shotgun at rocket.
Stop before you hit blazing wall of knives.

Shoot .45 at impaled flaming mouse.
Shoot the .45 with the shotgun for having associated with the mouse
Beat the shotgun with rocket tube for being linked to the mouse.
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Old 06-11-2010, 01:04 PM   #10
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Install rocket launch tube on left side ducati
Install shotgun mount on right side ducati
Install 2 mechanisms, one for fire rocket, the other for the shotgun.
Strap mouse to rocket
Wall of knives that is drenched in gasoline and specled with gun powder and flinty crap to creat spark.

Shoot .45 at wall to set on fire.
Fire rocket at wall of knives and fire
Fire shotgun at rocket.
Stop before you hit blazing wall of knives.

Shoot .45 at impaled flaming mouse.
Shoot the .45 with the shotgun for having associated with the mouse
Beat the shotgun with rocket tube for being linked to the mouse.
I'm a little frightened thinking of how much time it must have taken for you to come up with this.

But it gets my vote.
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