Broken Bones

[rogue]

I'm getting old. I can't remember all this shit at one time. I broke my tailbone learning to skate at age 8. I fell & one of my legs folded under me. Skate wheel decided to try to wedge itself in my ass only to be stopped by my tailbone.

Lucky for me the tailbone stopped it or I would have been sodomized at an early age. As it was I felt violated.

[buzzcutt2]

Not quite as serious...but someone hurt my feelings one time and I had a hang nail.

[OneSickPsycho]

Broken more cartilage than bones... Nose x3... thumb x1... sprained both ankles at least 3x each... dislocated both thumbs and a couple fingers... strained MCL in one knee, severely strained ACL in the other... that's be diagnosed, both have fallen out of place a number of times since... pooped a german shepard once, but that was just coincidence....

[Papa_Complex]

Fractured skull: Fell down a flight of stairs and hit a radiator, head on, when I was 4.

Broken collarbone: Got hit from behind while riding by a guy who claimed to be a former racer, while I was braking to avoid an idiot in a car. Apparently he'd never heard of 'loading the front wheel' prior to applying full brakes.

Re-broken collarbone: A photography accident.

[Rider]

- Broken nose from when my brother threw a baseball at me.
- Broken ring and middle finger on my left hand playing football
- Broken ribs playing football
- Broken ribs from a dirt bike crash

That's about it for broken bones. I have far too many soft tissue injuries to list.

[tommymac]

Fortunatley I have fixed a lot more bones than I have broken

All I broke was my nose in a flag football game. Guy tried a swim move on me and his forearm caught me in the face.

Damn plastic surgeon reset it in the ER. I wouldnt wish that kind of pain on anyone

well maybe stewie boy but thats about it

Tom

[z06boy]

My nose from boxing.

Right after 9/11/01 I got hit pretty much head on by a car while on a cruiser and...

My left femur (compound fracture...poked out of my jeans) That sucked.

Left ankle (foot got twisted around with toes pointed backwards and foot swining in the wind) That sucked worse.

Left heel crushed and had to be rebuilt. In the long run this sucked the most since it still bothers me.

First two doctors said to amputate at the knee but the 3rd guy (orthopedic surgeon) thought he could save my leg but it would take several surgeries and two skin grafs.

That's pretty much it.

Not too many broken bone issues but when it comes to stitches...I've had a few several times thoughout my life.

[NONE_too_SOFT]

my arms/wrists are prone to breakage. fun times.

[Rider]

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

my arms/wrists are prone to breakage. fun times.

Limp wristed homo.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Rider

Limp wristed homo.

Apparently he is at least somewhat soft.