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Old 12-08-2008, 08:24 PM   #31
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To see what she looks Like??

Makes sense to me
Good point. But there is no use drooling over a girl you will never get with anyway. Unless she is just drop-dead gorgeous.
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Old 12-08-2008, 08:24 PM   #32
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To answer the original question, how can we be such silly freaks? Several answers come to mind, all can be applied here:

It in the gene pool.
Pussy is pussy.
A MILF is a great thing!
Being a twin and doing your brothers g/f's mom....what could be better?
Possibly swapping and not telling them about it, even better!

Or maybe its because we are all pigs and have nothing more than 3 things on our minds EATING, SLEEPING and SEX. (Thanks Bill Engvall)

If you don't do it, cool.....if you do run the gauntlet, more power to you and good luck!
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Old 12-08-2008, 08:27 PM   #33
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Good point. But there is no use drooling over a girl you will never get with anyway. Unless she is just drop-dead gorgeous.
Mom is making her out to be Pretty Smoking....Lol

And racerboy NAILED that Bitch on the head.
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Old 12-08-2008, 08:29 PM   #34
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Mom is making her out to be Pretty Smoking....Lol

And racerboy NAILED that Bitch on the head.
I guess if she is in Jersey anyway, you have a pretty good chance, other than the fiance you mentioned in another thread. lol
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Old 12-08-2008, 08:30 PM   #35
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Yeah that Little Detail...Lol

I'm a man I love Females...No harm in Making new Friends right
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Old 12-08-2008, 08:30 PM   #36
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You do realize that your daughter's boyfriend and Cassidy have genetically identical penii right?
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Cassidy Is Fucking throwing me off...Its a fucking girls name...He's a homo...NO DEAL
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Old 12-08-2008, 08:33 PM   #38
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Bahahahahhaa..... I just read what it says under your user name!!! That's awesome!
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Old 12-08-2008, 08:41 PM   #39
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OK, seriuosly, I can not imagine a 24 year old girl hitting on her sister's, boyfriend's, dad. (That made my head hurt!)
Take it one step further if you really want a headache... Scenario: Your daughter marries Cody, you get divorced, date Cassidy, marry Cassidy, have more kids

So then your daughter's brother-in-law is also her step-father and and your new offspring are her siblings/nieces or nephews. Your new son-in-law is also your brother-in-law... I think somewhere along the line your child becomes it's own cousin
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Old 12-08-2008, 08:41 PM   #40
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I have 2 of them actually. I'm 41 and Lauren will be 21 in 3 weeks and Ari will be 20 in 2 months. Hard to believe that one as immature as I can have daughters who are grown up, eh?

I'll give Cassidy one thing, he's tenacious. I have now ignored 3 texts and he keeps sending them!! Oi! I think I'm going to have to be mean!
Oh, for fuck's sake!!! Stop being such a damn Puritan and bang the young buck already!!!

The best lay I've ever had was when I was 25-years-old, lean mean paratrooper and she was a hot 40-years-old long legged mama. She was the one that gave me that "funny" smile at the bar and took me to the dance floor all night, gave me her phone number and everything. Then the next several days she was saying the same shit that you're saying right now, "Oh, you're too young, I'm too old, blah, blah, blah." So I had to do the usual bullshit of telling her that she's hot and that I'm a man and she's a woman and all that jazz. When we finally got together, we banged each other's brains out for two days straight.

Look, dudes YOUR age (i.e. myself and other men) like young chicks, okay? The chances of you hooking up with guys your age are rather slim. So do yourself a favor and get some hard cock from that young buck...unless he's ugly and you are not physically attracted to him.

Stop saying all the other bullshits because we don't believe you. You like it when good looking young guys hit on you.
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