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Old 12-11-2008, 05:35 PM   #11
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:39 PM   #12
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I get stressed out trying to get laid, then getting laid de-stresses me and the cycle begins again...Hey I just said cycle! My motorcycle de-stresses me and it doesn't stress me trying to ride it. Maybe women should be more like M'cycles? Anyone wanna hit?
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:40 PM   #13
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I didn't need an article to tell me this. If I had a man I'd be stress free!
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:42 PM   #14
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Oh dude I just figured it out!

Relationships cause stress!

Sex relieves stress!

So just get the sex sans relationships and your golden! Fuck I am smart when I am high on Nyquil and Tylenol cold N sinus!!!
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:46 PM   #15
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I didn't need an article to tell me this. If I had a man I'd be stress free!
No you wouldn't. You might be at first, but then you'd bitch that you have to do everything for him (even though you won't call and order fucking pizza and can't handle an oil change at all) and you'll gripe that you don't communicate enough (even though every conversation ends in a fight) and eventually you'll just stop having sex with him at all. You'll blame it on the need for better communication and intimacy, and say things about how you just don't have a connection anymore. Then he'll suggest things for the two of you to do, or try to touch you in a casual way, or try to do something nice for you, and you'll be a total bitch. And he'll start to drink more, which won't matter because you've been drinking too much for three years now and then he'll realize that you're a TOTAL BIT...Damn, sorry Kel. Never mind.
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:51 PM   #16
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I didn't need an article to tell me this. If I had a man I'd be stress free!
Just go out and grab a guy that catches your eyes and bang him. What's so hard?
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:52 PM   #17
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No you wouldn't. You might be at first, but then you'd bitch that you have to do everything for him (even though you won't call and order fucking pizza and can't handle an oil change at all) and you'll gripe that you don't communicate enough (even though every conversation ends in a fight) and eventually you'll just stop having sex with him at all. You'll blame it on the need for better communication and intimacy, and say things about how you just don't have a connection anymore. Then he'll suggest things for the two of you to do, or try to touch you in a casual way, or try to do something nice for you, and you'll be a total bitch. And he'll start to drink more, which won't matter because you've been drinking too much for three years now and then he'll realize that you're a TOTAL BIT...Damn, sorry Kel. Never mind.
Don't paint me with that bitchy brush!


I'm a good girlfriend and very laid back. Too laid back. So laid back that boys have broken up with me over it because they think I don't care....I just don't sweat the small stuff.
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Old 12-11-2008, 05:55 PM   #18
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I'm a good girlfriend and very laid back. Too laid back. So laid back that boys have broken up with me over it because they think I don't care....I just don't sweat the small stuff.
Can I be your boyfriend? I definitely don't care about you not caring.
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Old 12-11-2008, 06:24 PM   #19
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No you wouldn't. You might be at first, but then you'd bitch that you have to do everything for him (even though you won't call and order fucking pizza and can't handle an oil change at all) and you'll gripe that you don't communicate enough (even though every conversation ends in a fight) and eventually you'll just stop having sex with him at all. You'll blame it on the need for better communication and intimacy, and say things about how you just don't have a connection anymore. Then he'll suggest things for the two of you to do, or try to touch you in a casual way, or try to do something nice for you, and you'll be a total bitch. And he'll start to drink more, which won't matter because you've been drinking too much for three years now and then he'll realize that you're a TOTAL BIT...Damn, sorry Kel. Never mind.
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Old 12-11-2008, 06:25 PM   #20
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Move to Austin, Texas. We have quite a variety of men, Men, and MEN to choose from...




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