Ladies, do something nice for us when you feel intimate

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by smileyman

Ugh, women are mythical creatures that neither fart nor poop!!! I am not listening to Smittie, I am not listening to Smittie, Lalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalal

We had a shop owners son that was 16 with a 17 year old girlfriend who claimed she pooped once a month. I told him "She was full of Shit. Literally"

[Dave]

shoulda gave her a squeeze

[Dnyce]

Originally Posted by azoomm

I'm completely with you. Maybe it's just something as simple as *class*.

cant spell "class" without "ass"

dont grip it, rip it! hahaha

[Amorok]

Ulu wouldn't fart in front of me for the longest time, but she's Polish so I knew it was coming. She'll fart in front of my but it wasn't bad until she got pregnant. Jesus Christ, I have never been near anything so bad. You cannot imagine the awful, ungodly, slaughterhouse, sewage, vile, corrupted miasma of disgusteration that can come from the dark recesses of a pregnant woman's ass. It is the first sign of the apocalypse. My wife is hot, and was hot while pregnant, but my gas mask inspections went from a six month to a seven day event during the last two trimesters.

[Archren]

Originally Posted by Amorok

Ulu wouldn't fart in front of me for the longest time, but she's Polish so I knew it was coming. She'll fart in front of my but it wasn't bad until she got pregnant. Jesus Christ, I have never been near anything so bad. You cannot imagine the awful, ungodly, slaughterhouse, sewage, vile, corrupted miasma of disgusteration that can come from the dark recesses of a pregnant woman's ass. It is the first sign of the apocalypse. My wife is hot, and was hot while pregnant, but my gas mask inspections went from a six month to a seven day event during the last two trimesters.

Yeah, having a bun in the oven makes for interesting things happening in your gut! One more reason I don't want to be preggo ever again.