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Old 12-29-2008, 06:10 PM   #1
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The primary concern of many males purchasing a vehicle (not us of course) is what type of member of the opposite sex it may lure. Here's ten cars and the corresponding women they attract.

Many guys hope their new car purchase will allow them to roll up to the line standing in the cold at their corner club on a Saturday night, and have the hottest woman waiting decide the car running its engine is the coziest place on earth for them. We here at Jalopnik know better. We know unless you're driving up in the hottest of hot supercars, the car you drive has less to do with attracting the girl you really want and more to do with attracting — well — other types of women. So instead of snagging Hottest Woman of 2008 Jennifer Connelly (seen to the left), you'll probably be swingin' with the following. Depending on which car you're driving, of course


http://jalopnik.com/5117022/ten-type...s-they-attract
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Old 12-30-2008, 08:50 AM   #2
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Screw that... all the cars pull up and one bike pulls up, guess where they go?

Hint: it ain't the cars.
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Fuck that.. I'LL be the one driving the nice car/bike, thank you very much.
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Old 12-30-2008, 11:45 AM   #5
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I want me an old school hot rod!
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Old 12-30-2008, 09:12 PM   #6
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Screw that... all the cars pull up and one bike pulls up, guess where they go?

Hint: it ain't the cars.
Sure, if they're under 20.
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Old 12-30-2008, 11:34 PM   #7
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Sure, if they're under 20.
and its not raining/cold
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Old 12-31-2008, 01:57 AM   #8
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Sure, if they're under 20.
Works for me. I'm 19.
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Old 12-31-2008, 02:16 AM   #9
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hell yeah!

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Old 12-31-2008, 02:24 AM   #10
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I want me an old school hot rod!
i just want the rockabilly chick we can hang out in my basement and get freaky to stray cats albums
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