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Old 01-14-2009, 11:30 PM   #3081
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Well now I know where she has been
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:08 AM   #3082
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well my life went to hell, got a 400 pound vag bleeder

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Old 01-15-2009, 12:12 AM   #3083
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well my life went to hell, got a 400 pound vag bleeder

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Get a wad of gauze, a mop handle, and some dermabond. Jam the gauze into her gaping child shooter, jam it in there good with the mop handle, then dermabond that trapdoor shut.
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:13 AM   #3084
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I say superglue that shit shut damn the consequences...
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:14 AM   #3085
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Get a wad of gauze, a mop handle, and some dermabond. Jam the gauze into her gaping child shooter, jam it in there good with the mop handle, then dermabond that trapdoor shut.
Convienently its been going on for a month and she brought her kid here for nonsesne too and figured i will get checked out

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Old 01-15-2009, 12:18 AM   #3086
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Convienently its been going on for a month and she brought her kid here for nonsesne too and figured i will get checked out

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Didnt you recently get married?
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:23 AM   #3087
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Didnt you recently get married?

not yet, however my new track bike is a shiny little thing on someones finger

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Old 01-15-2009, 12:24 AM   #3088
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:27 AM   #3089
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Well now I know where she has been
No you don't. You just know where I haven't been.
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:28 AM   #3090
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not yet, however my new track bike is a shiny little thing on someones finger

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well that sucks a fat one
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