Wierd question I was asked....

[zed]

Tina said she was going to cremate me and scatter me down the dragon.

[Antwanny]

Here lyes the guido name dates (yes with the mispelling and everything)
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ECIGARETTES

[rogue]

Originally Posted by zed

Tina said she was going to cremate me and scatter me down the dragon.

I had thought about that, but I'm quiet a few hundred miles from there. I'll settle for a ride through the lower Arkansas mountains. It's not but a couple of hours from here.

[zed]

Originally Posted by Rogue

I had thought about that, but I'm quiet a few hundred miles from there. I'll settle for a ride through the lower Arkansas mountains. It's not but a couple of hours from here.

right now we are in Kansas City, KS. so we are quite a ride away too.

[Amorok]

Originally Posted by Rogue

I had thought about that, but I'm quiet a few hundred miles from there. I'll settle for a ride through the lower Arkansas mountains. It's not but a couple of hours from here.

I'm pretty sure you could get one of us to hook you up, kid.

[wildchild]

Wow this is an incredibly tame post. I can't believe no one said they wanted to be cremated and then placed into food products at a restaurant. Only to have the check delivered by the waitress say "eat me" $5.95.

[rogue]

Originally Posted by Amorok

I'm pretty sure you could get one of us to hook you up, kid.

It's the family I'm more concerned with. Although I only have a brother and an aunt left, my brother doesn't drive and my aunt gets lost in our little city. I wouldn't wish her grand sense of direction on anyone. Someone else would need to drive her and my brother. As much as I love my aunt, her social skills aren't that great and will drive anyone batshit crazy with her small talk on a long drive. A shorter trip would be best for everyone.

[PhiSig1071]

Originally Posted by Rogue

It's the family I'm more concerned with. Although I only have a brother and an aunt left, my brother doesn't drive and my aunt gets lost in our little city. I wouldn't wish her grand sense of direction on anyone. Someone else would need to drive her and my brother. As much as I love my aunt, her social skills aren't that great and will drive anyone batshit crazy with her small talk on a long drive. A shorter trip would be best for everyone.

Screw driving, I'll stuff your ashes in a tank bag or a backpack and ride you there. You're family can take the bus and meet me there.

[the chi]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

I guess I'm in the majority here, as I just want my ashes pitched off Rattlesnake Point. If I was to have a tombstone then I suppose that I would want it to have one of the dumbest sayings that I ever see on signs that people put on their office doors: Back in 30 minutes.

I want something as equally inane and clever, but I dont know what, IF i dont go the route of cremation.

Originally Posted by PhiSig1071

I don't want a tombstone, I want to have a green burial at sea. Just strap some weights to my legs and dump my unembalmed body into the ocean. With the way I am probably going to happen sooner rather than later and might require multiple drops.

News at Nine: Body found during deep sea dive, weights attached leading authorities to suspect foul play, possible mob hit!

I cant believe no one mentioned being frozen and blasted into space!

[Mr Lefty]

Originally Posted by The Chi

I want something as equally inane and clever, but I dont know what, IF i dont go the route of cremation.



News at Nine: Body found during deep sea dive, weights attached leading authorities to suspect foul play, possible mob hit!

I cant believe no one mentioned being frozen and blasted into space!

I'd rather be used for an episode of Myth Busters