If you fit this description.

HurricaneHeather · 08-03-2009, 02:35 PM

Female
Portly
Blonde
Round Faced
Pale skinned

Then you cannot, under any circumstance, wear a pale pink shirt.

All I see when I look at you is a pig.

cuttle · 08-03-2009, 02:57 PM

but pink is so flattering:

HurricaneHeather · 08-03-2009, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuttle

but pink is so flattering:

I couldn't find a good Miss Piggy pic with work blockages.

skiergirl · 08-03-2009, 03:19 PM

yellow is never good either -

Children might try to to ride you to school...

Avatard · 08-03-2009, 06:00 PM

Black is slimming, but if you are really large, you kinda look like an eclipse.

Dave · 08-03-2009, 06:12 PM

red makes you look like the kool aid man

Homeslice · 08-03-2009, 06:14 PM

Being a pale whitey myself, I'd say the worst color on people like me is teal.....

HurricaneHeather · 08-03-2009, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

red makes you look like the kool aid man

Dude if I could somehow take pictures of some of my co-wokers discreetly I would keep yall entertained for so long.

I have a good imagination and I like to share that with others. We have a pig, a basketball with limbs, a Mrs Potato Head and a kool-aid man here.

I like to mention these thoughts to a few other co-workers so now everytime they see these people they can think of nothing else. It's great.

HurricaneHeather · 08-03-2009, 06:17 PM

I need more work to do. My mom always told my teachers that if they would just give me something challenging to do I wouldn't misbehave as much.

Maybe my mom should call my boss.

azoomm · 08-03-2009, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

I need more work to do. My mom always told my teachers that if they would just give me something challenging to do I wouldn't misbehave as much.

Maybe my mom should call my boss.

It's a good thing we don't work together....

08-03-2009, 02:35 PM	#1
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	If you fit this description. Female Portly Blonde Round Faced Pale skinned Then you cannot, under any circumstance, wear a pale pink shirt. All I see when I look at you is a pig.

08-03-2009, 02:57 PM	#2
cuttle now available w/o fish Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: in a holler Moto: DR650, Morini, 1/2 M900ie Posts: 820	but pink is so flattering: __________________ "Typo's are very importand to al written form. It gives the reader something to look for soo they arenâ€™t distrackted by the total lack of kontend in your writing's." - R. K. Milholland

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Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Black is slimming, but if you are really large, you kinda look like an eclipse. __________________ Insert free thought here.

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08-03-2009, 03:19 PM	#4
skiergirl Gixxer Girl Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Kyle, TX Moto: 05 GSXR 750 & 06 YZ250F Posts: 1,424	yellow is never good either - Children might try to to ride you to school...

08-03-2009, 06:12 PM	#6
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	red makes you look like the kool aid man

08-03-2009, 06:14 PM	#7
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Being a pale whitey myself, I'd say the worst color on people like me is teal.....

08-03-2009, 06:17 PM	#9
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	I need more work to do. My mom always told my teachers that if they would just give me something challenging to do I wouldn't misbehave as much. Maybe my mom should call my boss.