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Old 08-13-2009, 05:12 PM   #41
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Wrong, I have enough confidence to fuck a girl who has had 100,000 miles of cock run through her and not be afraid to perform. 21 yo girl don't know what a good fuck is so older guys who suck in bed can feel better about themselves when they fuck them..
This appears to be a backsided dig at Tigger.
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Old 08-13-2009, 05:18 PM   #42
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HOLY FUCK people.

This isn't a debate... just post up pics of ghey bikes!! Who cares what the validity of gheyness is!!
You see what happened here?
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Old 08-13-2009, 05:18 PM   #43
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When I'm 43 why in the world would I want to fuck a 21yo? I want someone who knows what the fuck they are doing.
Well, for one these girls have done more at 21 than 80% of 40 yer old women, I guarantee it! Shit, when I ws 21 half the chicks I met couldn't give a decent blow job! Most of these girls can deep throat and have done 3 ways, anal, etc. I'll put my gf up against your wife anytime brother!
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Old 08-13-2009, 05:18 PM   #44
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When I'm 43 why in the world would I want to fuck a 21yo? I want someone who knows what the fuck they are doing.
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This appears to be an excuse for not being able to land a hot young broad.
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Yea I'm totally fucking with you but I honestly feel that your (and my) type of "customizing" is more of an enhancement. If you follow me.

Sharpening a pencil will make it write better but removing the lead, filling it with ink and attaching a ball point would make it custom.
I'm agree with customize analogy. But that IMO is keeping it inline with its original design. Your bike can still carve the track as it was intended.


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Wrong, I have enough confidence to fuck a girl who has had 100,000 miles of cock run through her and not be afraid to perform. 21 yo girl don't know what a good fuck is so older guys who suck in bed can feel better about themselves when they fuck them..
Oh boy...
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Old 08-13-2009, 05:21 PM   #45
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Well, for one these girls have done more at 21 than 80% of 40 yer old women, I guarantee it! Shit, when I ws 21 half the chicks I met couldn't give a decent blow job! Most of these girls can deep throat and have done 3 ways, anal, etc. I'll put my gf up against your wife anytime brother!
I'm fucking with you man. As long as you are happy I don't care who or what you fuck as long as it's human and female..... oh and with a heartbeat.
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Old 08-13-2009, 05:22 PM   #46
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Wrong, I have enough confidence to fuck a girl who has had 100,000 miles of cock run through her and not be afraid to perform. 21 yo girl don't know what a good fuck is so older guys who suck in bed can feel better about themselves when they fuck them..

I'm not sure why anyone would want woman who's had "100,000 miles of cock run through them" but hey whatever floats your boat...
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Old 08-13-2009, 05:23 PM   #47
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I'm fucking with you man. As long as you are happy I don't care who or what you fuck as long as it's human and female..... oh and with a heartbeat.
OSP's the guy who doesn't worry about the heartbeat thing.
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Aw come on! This was fun!!!
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Old 08-13-2009, 05:24 PM   #49
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I'm fucking with you man. As long as you are happy I don't care who or what you fuck as long as it's human and female..... oh and with a heartbeat.
And over 18 years old...
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Old 08-13-2009, 05:25 PM   #50
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And over 18 years old...
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